A Twisted World

Sorts

'This'll surprise him!' I think excitedly as I change into a school girl outfit.

I grab my plastic-lined duffel bag and my mask before jumping out the window.

He's expecting that nasty old people meat from the fridge, but he's going to feast on pervert tonight.

I lean against the wall of a club and wait for a dumb drunk to stumble out.

"Hey, you wanna get something to eat?" A guy who looks to be in his mid-twenties ask.

I can smell the alcohol on his breath, even from way over here. I try my best not to gag.

"I don't know.." I say shyly. "It's kinda late.."

Realizing it'd be a challenge, he presses on. "But, you'd be safe with me!"

Idiot... You're the one who's not safe.

"Well.." I look down at the ground and stroke the dirty concrete slightly with my foot. "If you think you could take on ghouls.."

His eyes widen as he gets a cocky expression.

"Sweetie, ghouls should be afraid of me." He smirks as he flexes his "muscular" arm. He's looks soft and sweet.

"I know a good cafe!" I say as I rush forward and grab his hand.

"Slow down!" He laughs as I drag him down alleyways until we're far away from any living being.

"How much farther till we get there?" He asks as he looks at the tall abandoned buildings surrounding us.

I place him in front of the dead end and I look up at him and smile.

"We're already here." I say as I lean my face against his chest and hug him.

"Um.." He says nervously. I can feel his heart pounding harder and harder.

"Hey, hey! You want to have some fun?" I ask excitedly, my face still hidden in his chest.

"Sure, I guess?" He replies.

"I like guys like you.." I say.

He's probably blushing and getting excited.

"You're all so nice and soft.." I continue.

"Soft?" He questions.

I stand on my tiptoes and still I can't reach his ear.

"And easy to eat.." 

I slowly look up at him, my kakugan glowing in the dark.

"Time to play!" I laugh as my rinkaku shoots out.

"No! No, no, no, no!" He screams as he tries to run.

I let him run about twenty feet before I grab him by the ankles.

"Where are you going?" I ask sadly as I dangle him in front of me.

I slam him into the ground and laugh at the sound of his breaking bones.

But still, he gets up and runs. I'm positive he broke his legs, but he's still moving as fast as he did before.

I sprint along the shadows to pass him and I stand in front of him. He slams into me and falls onto the ground.

"It's rude to ask a girl out and then leave her alone. Especially in the dark." I say angrily. "Plus, there are so many ghouls running about these days."