Jay's Dilemmas

Kissed?!?-STORY TIME

See? I never lie about shit 😎 - to that one person who keeps telling me I lie about everything 😂

SO LETS PUT THAT ASIDE

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I just realised that this picture makes me look so 😂😂😂😂😂
But I like the hair flying thing 😂😜
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So as the title says...imma tell Y'all the story, but first... I've never had my first kiss, but this is about my first.. Cheek kiss 😂

It was... A

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Bitchatchoes... THIS STORY HAS 2 PARTS-

Let's start it off with... This girl, this nincompooping, butt hurt. bitchonado

A potato flew around the room (shoot, le me can't find le emoji le potato) 🍘 (close nuff)

This girl once said that I CANT BLUSH, ASIANS DONT BLUSH-

That's COMPLETE BALONY🍕

So I was like... Remember that time when me and vaneeda were crushing on the same guy and then ****** dared him to kiss my cheek?

That girl- OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHHH
YOU WERE SO DAMN RED

Me- 🙄😑😑🔫

So now I hope you know how much I

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Hate stereotypes 🔫🔫🔫🔫😡
Cuz they ain't real

Next part 😁

So ****** dared the guy that I liked at that time, who was at that moment the new kid 😁 (at that, at that, at that)
The whole class was just sitting in a circle at recess, playing Truth or dare bc we had nothing better to do and some butthole made the rule that we can only pick truth 3 times... LEMME KNOCK YOUR FACE OFF BRUH 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

So he told my crush to kiss me... Or else kiss my cheek, WHY ME DOE? THERES THE FLOOR, THE WINDOW, MY

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SHOE, but nope... It just had to be somewhere on my face. 🔫😒🖕🏼

So the whole class was just yelling like a bunch of wild........ Elephants
And imma here like...

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 please don't touch me... 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙄

And my crush was like...

Let's get this over with

And I WANTED TO jump off a cliff at that moment 🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🚶🏽🚶🏽

He leaned in and kissed my cheek with a weird sucking sound... 🙄 idk.

While I was in the weirdest position... I was holding my legs, leaning away and almost hitting the floor with my body, cringing, eyes closed and all that shit. While there were people

- - ⬅️this close to my face, to make sure we didn't cheat. 🖕🏼

My crush was literally leaning over me cuz I was just IN SUCH AN AWKWARD POSITION TRYING TO GET THE F OUTTA THERE😭🔫

So he got off, everyone just stared at me and I was SO
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RED! My face was PRACTICALLY GLOWING, my face felt BURNING HOT, and everyone kept saying...

"JAYYYYYYYY ISSSSSSS BLUSSSSHHHIIINGGGG FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVERRRR" (in the "first time in forever" song tone from frozen)

I felt like punching everyone but obviously I didn't 😑

SO YEAAAHHHHRRRR

Hope you guys enjoyed 😂 my life sux as you can see 😂

PEACE

~Jay