So THE TITLE SAYS IT AALLLL
So here's a story about a friend I used to know. I read Themature5yearold's rant book and she had a story that WAS ALMOST SIMILAR TO THE ONE IMMA ABOUT TO TELLBut first
My life in one picture 👌🏼
#lonerforlife
IF YOU DONT KNOW HIM....... Check him out- TWAIMZ 😂So let's get started
BOUNCE THAT BOOTY LIKE 🏀
If you don't.... DONT SHAKE IT ALL🍑🍑So I had a friend, lez call himmmmm- Daniel -DAMNNN DANIEL- His name had a hint of Daniel in it so.... 👍🏼
So he was 14 when I was.... 11 😋 we were in the 7th grade
Youngest kid in the seventh grade 💁🏻
And the oldest 👦🏽We were like best friends in the beginning of the year 😂
So we has an OK guy but in the second semester, ALL THE POOP STARTED COMING DOWN FROM HIS MOUTH 😱
💩So HE CAME UP TO ME ONE DAY AND WAS LIKE.....
What are you gonna do tomorrow? And I was like.....⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️😎 they see me rollin, they hatin 🖕🏼
🍑 🍆 😜
And he was like, oh! Cool!! I'm just gonna hang with my friends and we're gonna go chill in a club.
➡️Wait a fathermuckin moment, what did you just say?⬅️
oh! Cool!! I'm just gonna hang with my friends and we're gonna go chill in a club.
I was so shocked and I was like,
Oh... That niceAnd then he said-
Have you ever drank an alcoholic drink before?And I said...
🚵🏼🏅⛸🎽🚵🏼⛸🏆⛷🚵🏼⛷🚵🏼⛷🚵🏼🚵🏼⛷🏇🏑🚴🏿🏹🏹🚵🏼🚵🏼⛷🎣🏆🚵🏼And he was like
Yeah!!! Yesterday I went to drink and we smoked too.And I was like
WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT BOII?
YOU DAMN YOUNG BOII
YOU AINT ABLE TO GO DO SHIT LIKE THAT BOII
BOIII
🍑🍆
Are you...attracted to the eggplant? Or z PEACHH 😎So yeah... Apparently he went from DAAAMMMNN DANIEL to DUMMMMMM DANIEL 👍🏼➡️⬅️
And he's pretty much... NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE
😂 it's been 2 years now so... Things have changed yo
We gonna partay yo
Yeah!Comment Y'alls thoughts, PEACE
BOUNCE THAT BOOTY LIKE A BASKETBALL🏀
IF YOU DONT, DONT SHAKE IT AT ALL 🍑___lay2___ do a musically with one of mines 😂😂😂
15 YEAR OLD ME AGAINNNN
This was when I had my iPhone 6s btw (:
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