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TrickIsShit: Hey guys I have news
Mikey: Don't we all?
PuppyIero: YOU HAVE NEWS TO MIKEY MOO
Yo: Is it that your ducking gay
Yo: *fucking
Mikey: Yes, obviously, Brendon.
Cats: WaIT WHAT
Fence: Y'all don't know sarcasm when you see it
JoeTheHoe: They are all stupid
Andy: Says the stupid one
JoeTheHoe: Hey shithead I'll eat your god damn dog
Andy: I don't have a dog?
Yo: He talking about your hot dog ;P
JoeTheToe: Not everyone on this chat is gay y'know
Andy: smh bby don't you love me
JoeTheHoe: I have a girlfriend shush Andy
Memelord: Relationship goals
TylerYoseph: Don't you think that Patrick has NEWS FUCKERS JESUS
Cats: Ty come here bro calm shhh
Yo: JUST TWO BROS HUGGING WITH THEIR DICKS OUT
Ry: TOTALLY JUST BROS THO
Yo: NO HOMO
Ry: JUST KISSING MY BRO MANY TIMES BUT STILL OKAY BECAUSE IM STRAIGHT
Yo: HAHA JUST HAVE MY DICK IN MY BRO BUT ITS STILL OKAY BECAUSE NO HOMO WAS SAID BEFORE HAND
Spacecats: Okay seriously what the fuck is wrong with you two
Ry: You don't want to know
Giraffe: ANYWAY PATRICK TYPE
TrickIsShit: First thanks Frank for the name change
PuppyIero: Welcome man :)
TrickIsShit: Second, prepare yourselfs...
Memelord: DO YOU HAVE GREEN DAY TICKETS DID YOU BUY GREEN DAY TICKETS
Andy: They don't even have the rest of the album out yet Pete
TrickIsShit: This is actually serious so stop fucking around
Memelord: Yea okay sorry
Yo: I'm not sorry but go on
TrickIsShit: Due to family members we are moving back to Chicago
TrickIsShit: Not only that but my parents got ahold of my phone
TrickIsShit: Saw the chat, which they didn't like...
Memelord: What exactly are you saying?
TrickIsShit: Basically I was yelled and shit a lot because liking guys when your a guy is "bad"
TrickIsShit: When they understood Pete was my boyfriend that really sealed the deal for going back to Chicago.
Memelord: Jackasses
TylerYoseph: Couldn't you do this in person? Isn't this like a thing you should actually say?
TrickIsShit: I'd love to
TrickIsShit: But I'm literally in a fucking car they wouldn't let me go
Memelord: WHAT THE FUCK
Cats: HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT FUCKING NOW
TrickIsShit: Colorado I think
TylerYoseph: They can't just have made you pack your things and leave?!
TrickIsShit: Well they did and took my phone, they are going to take it back in a little bit when we're done eating... My dads kinda reading over my shoulder...
Yo: YO BITCH ILL FUCKIGBRKDNNGJFKE FIND YOU AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU FOR MAKING PATRICK LEAVE!
Mikey: Yea Brendon you aren't fucking helping
Memelord: If he's watching you obviously came on for a reason, didn't you.
TrickIsShit: Smart one you are babe...
Giraffe: Fuck. These. Feelings.
Spacecats: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT PATRICK NOOOO MAN REBEL
Yo: ....what's going on....
Ry: Idiot, use your head!
Memelord: So go on... I expect it
TrickIsShit: I'll literally have everything taken away, I can't contact you so what's going to be the point in keeping you in a long distance relationship?
Memelord: ....I mean you have a point
TrickIsShit: Yea... Like I can't hold you back from finding someone else right?
Memelord: Guess you have a point... Not like I can say "but I'll only love you can't we find a way and secretly be together"
TrickIsShit: We may never be able to contact each other again
Memelord: Yea.... Can... You like.... I don't know
TrickIsShit: I do love you, but for obvious reasons I gotta break it off... I love all you guys to. I'll never find a group of people who could make me laugh at the stupidest things.
Yo: This is bullshit
Yo: Your parents can't fucking do this
Ry: Bren shut it right now
Spacecats: You can't... Just come into my life then leave like this.
Mikey: Frank you should probably come over
PuppyIero: On it
TrickIsShit: Josh take care of our little Tyler
Cats: Always
Andy: .....
Giraffe: 😭
TrickIsShit: Pete?
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Sorry for that... One more chapter guys... Sorry for it to be one with a sadder ending but what's the fun in a happy ending hahahahaha (KMS) I'm not really in a good mood so the ending wasn't supposed to be quite like this
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