S.O.S. ✘ One Direction

04: Lyrics & Painkillers

A/N I was on my computer and an ad for Maybelline popped up out of nowhere. I couldn't stop laughing haha

LYRICS & PAINKILLERS

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First of all, I just want to say that Harry’s memory must be a tad bit messed up because I did not trip and hit my head on the way out, I stumbled gracefully and pirouetted.

There’s a difference.

I’m just going to say that that was a scarring experience for me. I’ve never been able to be the same around Louis since then.

On a different topic, I feel as if there are more important things for people to be looking around at than this book. I mean, I guess our story is quite interesting, but shouldn’t you or whoever else is reading be trying to discover something possibly more exciting or what not? I guess ‘How One Direction Went Bonkers: An Autobiography’ is okay, but what about ‘Who Killed Tupac: An Analyses’? I’d definitely go read that.

[Don’t tell anyone, but I’m pretty sure Harry killed Tupac.]

Asgduofdsosbo StoP no harry NO I’m being taken over aihdsnkdsods..//sd/

I DID NOT KILL TUPAC SHUT THE FUCK UP LIAM YOU’RE JUST MAD BECAUSE HE DIED BEFORE YOU COULD EVER MEET HIM! –H xx

AND PLUS I WAS ONLY TWO THEN –H xx

Oh my GOD, Harry is a freaking maniac. He shoved me off my chair! I could’ve died! Dear heavens!

How would the fans feel, Harry?

SDSHajdnkdfmd/dsa,ldsfds DON’T BRING THE FANS INTO THIS IT’S ALL ON YOU –H xx

I swear; if he doesn’t stop reading over my shoulder I’m calling Zayn.

I’m calling Zayn.

Zayn did nothing.

So now Harry is just sitting in the corner watching me as I write. So I’ll just get to the point so that I can throw this book at whoever’s next and run onto the next train to Wolverhampton.

The day started the week after the meeting with management. I remember it clearly because that was also the day after Niall decided to shrivel his liver.

“OH MY GOD,” he yells, waking me up from my sleep.

I groan and move around, trying to get comfortable again so I can fall back asleep.

One minute later, the same thing happens.

“HOLY CRAP, ELEPHANTS.”

Short pause.

“THERE ARE ELEPHANTS IN MY HEAD! SOMEONE HELP ME!”

I sit up from my precious position and say back, “Maybe if you stopped yelling your head wouldn’t hurt so much!”

“Shh!” I hadn’t even noticed when Niall came into my room. “Quiet, Liam, I have a hangover. You’re too loud!”

“But you were louder than me,” I replied, rolling my eyes.

“Could you find me the painkillers?” asked Niall.

I sighed before standing up, about to nod in agreement when I caught a whiff of myself.

“Dang,” I mumbled, “I’m in a real need for a shower.”

“Could you shower after you get me the painkillers?”