S.O.S. ✘ One Direction

26: Haunts & Houses

A/N CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THIS IS CHAPTER 26

BC I CANT

ALSO THIS IS A LOUIS CHAPTER

HAUNTS & HOUSES

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I’m literally sitting in the middle of the floor with this book on my lap, trying to facetime Zayn and Liam at the same time because they decided they were going to go clothes shopping and it turns out they lost their house keys somewhere along the way.

How in hell am I supposed to help them with that? I’m just gonna pull some Harry Potter shit, spin around, and find myself right next to their keys? Yeah fucking right.

It’s not my fault you can’t trust the two with keys because Liam is always swinging and swishing them around to make a beat and Zayn goes along with it and attempts to make a rap.

It’s sickening. Truly sickening that now there’s a chance that someone might find them and rob us. But then again they’d have to know the actual address of the house to do that, so…actually, never mind.

Back to this book. After this entry, it’ll be Niall’s last one, then Harry’s, then Liam’s, then Zayn’s, and our manager thought it would be a good idea for me to end the whole thing since I started it all. Which makes sense in a way.

So here it is. The 26th part in this whole book.

I’m not ready.

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Last week, Yahoo! had the privilege of interviewing the five members of the internationally famous boyband, One Direction. All five boys were a pleasure (of course), and very interesting to hold a conversation with.

 

INTERVIEWER: Hi guys! It’s such an honor to actually meet you. How are you today?

NIALL: I’m a bit tired, yeah. But s’good.

ZAYN: Niall please, everyone knows what you were up doing last night.

LOUIS: Actually, I don’t know. What happened?

NIALL: (blushes) Jesus Zayn, please find it in yourself to calm down, will you?

ZAYN: You sure needed to calm down last night, huh?

LIAM: I apologize for the behavior of my bandmates-

HARRY: Shut up Liam; I wanna know what happened.

INTERVIEWER: Uh-

ZAYN: Let’s just say Niall was having a bit of fun last night. I knew something was up with you and that Golden Oreo chick.

INTERVIEWER: Golden Oreo…?

LOUIS: Stripper.

INTERVIEWER: Oh dear.

NIALL: He’s lying. That never happened. Nothing happened. I’m just tired because I’m tired, okay?