DISCLAIMER: THE CHARACTERS ELLA, BLUE, EVELYN, AND ANNA ARE NOT MINE. THEY BELONG TO THE RIGHTFUL, GENIUS, AMAZING AUTHORS WHO CREATED THEM.
A/N I'M SO PUMPED AND I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS CHAPTER OKAY BECAUSE I KIND OF DIDN'T BUT OH WELL.
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THIS COVER? @ZENMILK MADE IT SO SHOWER HER WITH LOVE.
Firstly I want to say I'm sorry for having an author's note in the beginning. Second, I want to thank each and everyone one of you reading this because I honestly love you all and you make my day better and I would be nothing without you. Third, 99,582 reads! Wooahh! That's crazy!
Fourth, you're really going to hate me after this chapter.
Fifth and lastly, I didn't proofread. Oops.
REALIZATIONS & RUNAWAYS
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Why can’t I ever get a break from this book? Damn, it’s always back to me. Nearly every day. What if I don’t want to write and I just want to sit back and relax today? I don’t understand management’s logic.
It’s not that bad, you’re probably saying. But nonono, you don’t even understand.
You see, after everything finally ended and our ‘faze’ was over, management started talking about how they ‘didn’t want history to repeat itself’ so one day we checked the post and it turned out to be this huge book. Then they call us and say that they want us to write in it about what happened.
I think it’s a stupid idea, really. How is it supposed to help anything? I was never really good at writing, and now I have to do it every week. I’m a singer, not an author. I didn’t know there was a thin line between the two, but I’ll be sure to keep it in mind for future reference.
I’m hoping that whoever’s reading this is at least enjoying it, because it would be useless if they didn’t. What’s the point of writing a book that no one’s gonna like? Well, maybe there are doctors with glasses hanging off the tip of their noses, licking their fingers and turning the pages of this large book as they analyze the effects of fan fiction on boyband members.
“Fascinating,” they whisper as they jot down notes on banana suits, Maybelline mascara, the use of song lyrics in everyday language, and boredom on airplanes.
How fascinating indeed.
Please sit back and (hopefully) enjoy this very new episode of ‘I’m a Boybander, and I Read Fanfiction About Myself?!??!?!?’, only on MTV.
“I think the most reasonable thing to do here would be blame Niall,” Louis said.
“How is that reasonable?” Niall yelled.
“Well, first you went snooping on my phone, and if that wasn’t enough you gave Liam a fanfic to read. Liam!”
“Well Harry went snooping on my phone, too!”
“Excuse me?” Harry looked taken aback. “If you see your name on someone’s screen, wouldn’t you want to know why it’s there? I have a good excuse, so don’t go blaming me for all of this.”
“Guys, just shut up.” Liam said. “You’re not helping the problem. Yes, snooping isn’t good and none of you should have done it but it doesn’t mean you have to go sticking the blame on each other.”
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FanficThe biggest boyband in the world has a secret, and no, its not that Harry owns a pair of boxers with Zayn's face on it and it's definitely not Louis' scrap booking hobby. No - it's fan fiction. The biggest boyband in the world reads fan fiction abou...
