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07: Weddings & Imagines

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WEDDINGS & IMAGINES

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God, it’s my turn already?

How did this even happen? I’m not ready to go again. I’m tired and hungry, but they said I can’t leave until I finish this entry.

Ugh. This sucks.

Nonono, don’t get me wrong – I love you guys. Seriously, I do. Unless you’re someone I wouldn’t love. Then…I wouldn’t be sure why you’re even taking your ‘precious time’ to read my idiotic words, but it’s whatever.

Anywho, what I meant was that I’m just not in the mood to be writing. I’ve been strumming guitar strings all day and my hands are sore. Harry recommended that I rub Shea butter on them but Shea butter smells too girly. I’m a man.

Zayn just said I’m not a man. Zayn is a rude person. You see? This is why I don’t associate with these types of people. They’ll get under your skin.

But you know who else will get under your skin? Spiders. Spiders are terrible creatures. Eight legs, hairy, crawling around, biting you, giving you super powers – actually, maybe that’s not too bad. Everyone wants superpowers. If I had one, it’d be the power to breathe fire. That would be so awesome. Like, I’d just…breathe…fire…and…burn…my…mouth.

Okay, not so awesome.

Moving on, I’m getting sidetracked.

What was I talking about again?

Oh yeah –

Let us begin (dun dun duuuuuuuuun. Dun dun.)

I stood at the top of the stairs, ready to scream at the top of my lungs.

Did I forget to mention that I’m a forgetful person? Oh yeah, I’m a forgetful person. I clutched onto the invitation in my hand, glanced at it, and then turned away to open my mouth.

“LIAM JAMES PAYNE!”

I heard his bedroom door open from down the hall. He poked his head out and scowled at me. “Niall James Horan,” He replied, not as calm as he normally would. “What. Could. You. Possibly. Need. From. Me.”

“I told you two months ago!” I whined at him, stomping my foot. “My cousin’s wedding is today, and I’m supposed to be there.”

Liam’s eyes widened. “Her wedding is today?”

“Yes.” I said, a hard look on my face. I narrowed my eyes at him, taking a step away from the stairs. “At one o’clock, exact. I told you to remind me, since you’re usually so good at that. What the fuck happened?”

“But Niall, you should’ve reminded yourself-”

“No! Liam, of all people you should know that I’m a forgetful person.”

“Oh…” Liam looked down at the ground. “I’m sorry Niall…” he checked his watch (who wears watches anymore, anyway?). “It’s after eleven o’clock. You could make it?”

“Me?” I chuckled drily. “Nonononono. I was just going to go by myself, but because you decided to forget about this important occasion all of you are going with me.”

Liam gaped at me. “All of us?”

I nodded, smiling, “Yes. All. So you guys better find a suit or something nice to wear because I’m leaving in an hour.” I spun around on my feet and stormed into my room, slamming the door behind me. I couldn’t believe I nearly forgot about my cousin Charlotte’s wedding day. She hates me enough already.