S.O.S. ✘ One Direction

23: Drawings & Shocks

A/N watch that video up above or to the side or else you won't get a joke

and btw i know it gets confusing sometimes and i never really state it much so this is a harry chapter

DRAWINGS & SHOCKS

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Just for your information, I’m nothing like Niall so I won’t be giving you any spoilers, because I care about the well-being and mental state of the people reading this book.

Either way, once this gets published or whatever they’ll probably cut it out.

For the meantime, please disregard anything Niall said to you.

Anyway, I wrote a poem, and I’m sort of nervous and embarrassed about it. I guess writing poems is like writing music but there’s something more about poetry that’s soothing and relaxing.

I don’t even know what my deal is, though. I didn’t want to show the boys because I’m still a tad bit insecure about it, but yet I want to show it to you guys…I feel like you guys will be less judgmental about it.

Who knows? Here I go.

What is life?

If I asked you

How would you answer?

Would you say it is s l o w, like a turtle, never-ending

Or fast because it never seems to stay?

Is it red, angry but yet passionate, with heartbreak and sorrow

Or yellow, bright and joyful?

And yet no matter how many people I ask

None would say

Perfect.

-HS

 

How was it?

But since you didn’t come here to read some lousy poem, here’s that thing you’ve been waiting for.

THIS IS NOT A CHAPTER! BUT READ IT ANYWAY

Well I mean, only if you want to. I’m not forcing you to do it. By the way, sorry for the caps lock, I just wanted to get your attention.

We all decided to do a Q&A since we haven’t updated in a while. We’re terribly sorry about that.

Q: Are you alive?

A: no.

Q: What are your names?

A: my name (@not_in_a_boyband) is hardin (lol get it), @SwagMasta21 is leo, @cornered is liam, but pronounced lime, @dustylollipop is nemo, and @hollaween is zack.

Q: Your names sound crazy similar to One Direction.

A: this is not one direction. Pshh, imagine 1d writing fan fiction! Preposterous. Plus, have you seen my username? not_in_a_boyband. Should be obvious.

Q: Err, okay then. Whatever you say. How do you guys know each other?

A: it’s actually a pretty wild story. Leo and Nemo are actually long lost brothers who discovered this fact by going on an adventure to find their birth certificates. Upon finding out this information, nemo ran away from home. Leo was worried and went after him, but then zack, who is actually their father, nearly died after being attacked by a herd of frogs so the two brothers went to the hospital to see him. I was the sexy doctor that took care of zack and liam was my nurse. Somewhere in the story we all decided to write a one direction fan fiction together. So yeah.