Yato has logged on.
Yukine has logged on.
Yukine:so i was on the media today.
Yato:watching porn?
Yukine :SHUT UP!let me continue anyways so i was searching up sum manga.
Yato:and then you found porn?
Yukine:yato i will literally come over there n murder u ANYWHO! When suddenly i stumbled across this comic that had my picture.
Yato:and you realized that you were in a porno?
Yukine:YATO %%#%>%%@@@&&&.....ehm i clicked on it cuz i thought it was a good idea but then i saw me and u together.....i really wanted to c the rest.
Yato:damn what kind of porn were you searching up?
Yukine:and thats when i saw me tied up apparently n u were really close 2 my face.....n i dunt remember doin that with u?
Yato:ohhh that might have happened but you were asleep DONT take it the wrong way i was uh trying something on you.
Yato:no homo bro.
Yukine:...............
Kofuku has logged on.
Kofuku:OMGGG YOU GUYS DID THE THING o(`ω'*)o YATI I THOUGHT YOU LIKED HIYORI!!
Yato:no!!i said dont take it the wrong way!
Yukine:wait now i get it!remember when i told u that my body smelt like u literally!AND U SAID U SPRAYED ME WITH WHATEVER SHIT U PUT ON....oh dear i feel disgusted!
Yato:sekki plz!plus who would take that picture and post it?
Kazuma has logged on.
Yato:would you look at that our yaoi lover has logged on.
Kazuma has logged off.
Kofuku:its okiee!we can just say its fake Σ(゜゜)
Yukine:i feel dishonored now!
Yukine:RLLY DISHONORED!
Yato:youre lucky that you did it with me.
Yukine:yato i will shove a sword down ur throat.
Kofuku:lets not start a fight okay?(○゜ε^○)
Yato:WHAT KIND OF SWORD PROBABLY YOUR SWORD?!?
Yukine:MAKE 1 MORE SEXUAL REFERENCE N I WILL MURDER U A BLOODY DEATH!
Yato:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nose.
Yukine:im done with bullshit 4 today bye....THANKS A LOT 4 RUINING MY LIFE
yukine has logged off.
Kofuku:eheheheho(`ω'*)o dont worry yati ill keep it a secret that i took the picture.
Yato:that was a nice picture thanks kofuku!
Yato has logged off.
Kofuku has logged off.
Nora has logged on.
Nora:da fuk?
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Hey sorry i havent uploaded like a long time ago!but yeah i ship yatone and its very cute✨💕 anywho sorry if you dont ship it but dont hate plz🤔
Do you think Yukine is a uke or a seme?😂
Uke
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Noragami has kik?
Fanfiction"this is gonna be horrible isn't it?" "You got that right for sure." One day yato decides to make a kik and teach everyone about it :3 watch the dumbness and the stupidness that happen. - I wrote this like two years ago so i know the bio is cringy...