Yato has logged on.
Yukine has logged on.
Kazuma has logged on.
Yukine:i feel like pickin' a fight with the sun today.
Yato:you mean yourself?
Yukine:are u sayin i look like a sun?
Yato:well yeah what are you gunna do about it?
Yukine:this is y i cant have nice things
Yato:its okie the sun is cute.
Yukine:everything is 'kawaii' to u...just dont watch sun porn now.
Yato:hey!i dont watch that weird stuff.
Yukine:u sure?
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Yato:How?!??HOW YOU HACKER?!?
Kazuma:yukine i thought you wanted me to hack into yato's Instagram not history.
Yukine:so uh yato what do u watch while im gone?:)
Yukine:u better not be looking at hiyori's pictures or anything cuz im better.
Kazuma:......yukine are you yandere?
Yato:yukine if youre yandere then i would like to see you kill the whole world.
Yukine:y?
Yato:because everyone loves me duh!?
Kazuma:Great for my new fanfic.
Yukine:done™ bye plz dont go 2 hell when u die cuz i dont wanna c ur faces.
Yukine has logged off.
Yato has logged off.
Kazuma:why do i end up alone?
Kazuma has logged off.
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WHY AM I SO LAZY!?
Oml im back.Im alive i exist no worries :DDDDDD
Honestly i want some food.
GoTTA BLAST
oh wait
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Noragami has kik?
Fanfiction"this is gonna be horrible isn't it?" "You got that right for sure." One day yato decides to make a kik and teach everyone about it :3 watch the dumbness and the stupidness that happen. - I wrote this like two years ago so i know the bio is cringy...