Yato has logged on.Yukine has logged on.
Yato : wanna know how to spell failer?
Yukine : uh what is failer?
Yato : its a word that is messed up like you
Yato : get rekt SUNny!
Yato : GET IT!!? HAHAH CAUSE YOU WERE LIKE A BALL OF SUN
Yukine : 💨
Yato : whats that suppose to mean?
Yukine : it means that YOU NEED 2 FUCKING CHILL
Yato : someone is going through puberty again
Yukine : and R U going through the adult hood phase?
Yukine : OH WAIT UR OLDER THAN MY GRANDPA THAT DIED IN 1499
Yukine : PROBABLY BE4 CHRIST!
Yato : what if i told you i am Jesus ?
Jesus has logged on.
Jesus : excuse u gurl?
Yukine : tf .
Yato : well i mean Im just holy
Yukine : if ur holy then call urself a 'Holy shit' cuz thats what u r.
Yato : i am not a piece of shit!
Nora has logged on.
Nora : yeah its true Yato is shit
Yato : your fighting skills were shit NORA
Yukine : so is her hair style!
Yato : RoAstEd
Yukine : you're so 2016
Nora : at least i have a real reputation unlike you two! You work by cleaning people's bathrooms!
Yato : and exactly what do you work as?
Nora : i-
Yato : EXACTLY!
Yukine : she works 4 everyone pfft-
Yato : is that supposed to be a joke?
Yukine : sure?
Yato : i am a proud boyfriend
Yukine : and im a sad lonely Boy so? We're not friends
Nora : does Yukine even consider you as a person?
Yato : no he doesn't consider me as a person
Yato : but as a . . . God
Yukine : this is y nora hated u!
Yukine : im quittin bYe
Yukine has logged off.
Nora : do men get periods? Because i think Yukine is on his
Yato : its called being emotional sweetie
Nora : ew kys
Yato : yes i will kiss yukine sweetly
Nora : UGh
Nora has logged off.
Yato has logged off.
Jesus : party at my place at 6:09 ?
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GUESS WHOS ALIVE
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Noragami has kik?
Fanfiction"this is gonna be horrible isn't it?" "You got that right for sure." One day yato decides to make a kik and teach everyone about it :3 watch the dumbness and the stupidness that happen. - I wrote this like two years ago so i know the bio is cringy...