Daikoku has logged on.
Kazuma has logged on.
Hiyori has logged on.
Kazuma : Ew i feel like shiiit!
Daikoku : Oh are-e-e you ok senpai-i?
Hiyori : i feel like shit too cuz ur here!
Yukine has logged on.
Yukine : guys! Hey i missed you guys so much!
Hiyori : shut the fuck up nerd! No one likes u!Maybe i should call my boyfriend Yato rn!
Daikoku : lets not fight-t-t alright Hiyori-chan and Yukine-kun.
Kazuma : i just broke up with my ex-ex-ex on the right second half of my girl's sister and her boyfriend's girlfriend which turns out shes my cousin
Yukine : im sorry! Im sorry Hiyori please dont call him! Ill do anything!
Hiyori : anything?
Yukine : yes anything!
Hiyori : then act straight!
Everyone gasps!
Yukine : Thats the one thing i cant do! Im so sorry Hiyori!
Daikoku : You know what will happen if Yukine-kun acts straight!
Kazuma : i dont think Hiyori should be treatin' Yukine like dat!
Hiyori : u wanna go Big boy??!!?! HUH??!
Kazuma : if you wanna fight my di c k then you should've told me
Hiyori : when i said big boy i meant u dumbass!
Kazuma : my ass is not dumb fyi
Daikoku : cant-t-t we just get along-g nya!!?
Yato has logged on.
Yato : aye ladies~
Hiyori : oh my god its Yato! Hey babe!
Yukine : YATO!? Uh uh uh >////<
Daikoku : Yato-senpai!
Kazuma : talk about shit!
Yato : kazuma you're just jealous because i'm the charmer~
Kazuma : i got 666 hoes wym?
Yato : 666 x 666 = the number of girlfriends i have.
Kazuma : Youre a heterosexual im not
Bishamon has logged on.
Bishamon : OMG! I SHIP IT I SHIP IT! MORE YAOI PLZ!
Kazuma : see Bishamon is one of my girlfriends!
Yato : Who wants Bisha as a girlfriend?
Yukine : Um. I do.
Yato : SHUT UP HOMO!
Yukine : so sorry!
Daikoku : i think-k Bishamon is Kawaii... i didnt-t mean that baka!
Bishamon : i dont care im just here for the fanservice and the anime! And the yaoi!
Yato : Bishamon we are in an anime.
Silence.
Yukine : we are??
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Who are these people??! Confusing right?
YOU ARE READING
Noragami has kik?
Fanfiction"this is gonna be horrible isn't it?" "You got that right for sure." One day yato decides to make a kik and teach everyone about it :3 watch the dumbness and the stupidness that happen. - I wrote this like two years ago so i know the bio is cringy...
