Kazuma has logged on.
Bishamon has logged on.
Yato has logged on.
Kazuma : i do not know but i feel like someone is watching me.
Yato : its Bishamon watching you from the closet.
Bishamon : Nah i'm out of the closet unlike someone.
Yato : e x c u s e y o u?
Kazuma : um Bishamon ... i'm gay.
Bishamon : well damn who are you gay for?
Kazuma : .....promise you wont get mad?
Bishamon : idfc anymore.
Kazuma : i'm gay for Naruto
Bishamon : ..Kazuma i don't think i need you anymore..
Yato : Ayeee join the gay squad!
Kazuma : i would rather not.
Bishamon : fuck it if you're both gay then i'm a lesbian.
Yato : then stop fangirling over guys with hot abs like me
Bishamon : you're the reason why i'm turning into a lesbian...
Kazuma : but thats not how the anime Noragami goes , right?
Yato : Yep. I have to end up with Hiyori and Kazuma is a secret lover of Bishamon.
Bishamon : Heterosexuals , am i right?
Kazuma : how many pills did you take , Veena?
Bishamon : for my depression or Anxiety?
Kazuma : both.
Bishamon : dunno tbh.
Yato : O boy Bishamon is emo?
Kazuma : it is not funny.
Yukine has logged on.
Yukine : what kind of tool do u use 2 fix a vibrator?
A SCREWdriver.
Yato : Yukki...who put you on the planet??
Yukine : idk man don't judge me.
Bishamon : oh sup Yukki?
Yato : Only i can call him Yukki!
Yukine : and who told u 2 call me Yukki?
Kazuma : respect my friend's decisions.
Yukine : and who said i was ur friend?
Bishamon : Yukine stop acting like a sassy bitch.
Yukine : Lmao. I am sassy and unlike you i'm not trashy.
Bishamon : that makes no sense
Yukine : just like ur relationship w Kazuma.
Kazuma : i am not interested in Bishamon.
Yukine : tell that 2 the bishzuma shippers.
Yato : this is why i chose Yukine as my regalia! Best decision i made.
Yukine : and being ur Regalia is the worst Decision i've ever made.
Bishamon : who let the salt out?
Kazuma : Why are you acting like that? Yukine.
Yukine : cuz yato made me miss a concert and i wanted my favorite singer's autograph.
Yato : YUkkI fFS they cant see you!
Yukine : LiSTEN I HAVE HOPES AND DREAMS UNLIKE YOU!
Yato : im done with you!
Yukine : what R we breaking up?
Yato : YEAH!
Yukine : ur dating a trashcan , not me.
Yato : Whats the difference??
Bishamon : well damn...
Yukine has logged off.
Yato : WAIT NO I WAS JOKING!
Kazuma : Shaking. My. Head.
Kazuma has logged off.
Bishamon has logged off.
Yato : TAKE A JOKE!!
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I liTeralLy die for Weeks tHen comE baCk!
Update : im gettiNg a cat : DDDDDDDDDDDD
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Noragami has kik?
Fanfiction"this is gonna be horrible isn't it?" "You got that right for sure." One day yato decides to make a kik and teach everyone about it :3 watch the dumbness and the stupidness that happen. - I wrote this like two years ago so i know the bio is cringy...
