Noragami has kik?:im gay?

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Yato has logged on.







Yukine has logged on.






Hiyori has logged on.







Yato:guys so i came to a conclusion that immmmm...







Yukine:useless?










Hiyori:annoying?










Yato:no! That im straight..










Yukine:straight outta hell?










Yato:no yukine as straight like heterosexual!










Yukine:noodles r straight be4 they get boiled but then they turn wiggly.











Hiyori:yuki he's saying he doesn't like you...that means i win!!!










Yato:sorry yuki :/











Yukine:its fine y should i b mad? Im fineeee dont woooorry~











Hiyori:you just used a "~" which you never use.










Yukine:thats how ur body is going 2 look like tonight Hiyori :) Ill bend it and crack those straights bones that you have!










Hiyori:and you wonder why yato is straight?









Yato:ummm on second thoughts i might be gay..











Yukine:excuse me bitch what was that? HM HIYORI WHAT WERE U SAYING?I COULDNT HEAR U OVER THE SOUND OF THE RAINBOWS!











Yato:yukine you need some serious help.











Yato:i mean on valentine i wanted to ask you out but you refused and acted like a bitchy tsundere then i waited in the shrine for you so long thinking if i should ask you out again.










Yukine:u never asked me if i loved u..











Yato:do you love me ?










Yukine:no.










Hiyori:yukine are you my rival or what?










Yukine:wouldnt count u as a rival , ur such a small competition for me.













Yato:....... Im leaving....bye.....












Yato has logged off.









Hiyori:poor guy....:( ill go comfort him.










Yukine:touch him and ill slash ur tail off.












Hiyori:YOU JUST REJECTED HIM FFS.









Yukine:just like when he did it to u?










Yukine:my bad~










Yukine:ill go see him and confess to him!









Yukine:bye bitch!











Yukine has logged off.










Hiyori:UGHHH!!








Hiyori has logged off.




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Hallo! Im alive yep berry is aliveeee sorry to keep you waiting whoever reads i just have school and started to run out of ideas plus im a hardcore yatone shipped sorryz.

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