Yukine : i was watching the news yesterday
Yato : why?
Yukine : because i was hoping to see if you were murdered
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Nora : the stars are beautiful tonight.
Yato : you know who else is beautiful?
Nora : -blushes- who?
Yato : not you.
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Bishamon : Hey yato wanna hear a joke?
Yato : your murdered Regalias?
Bishamon : i was gonna say your life.. but okay...
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Yatori shippers : OMG YATO AND HIYORI ARE SO PERFECT YES YES YES YES YES
Yatone : -exists-
Yatori shippers : EW PEDOPHILIA EW EW EW W EW
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Bishamon and her regalias in a meeting.
Kazuma : Give me a six letters word of disappointment.
Everyone : Kazuma.
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Hiyori : I have friends!
Silence.
Hiyori : Silence is my only friend..
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Kofuku : sometimes i like to count the stars with my eyes closed!
Daikoku : you cant count the stars with your eyes clos-
Kofuku : DID I FUCKING STUTTER???
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Bishamon : Now watch me whiPppp
Yato : watch me YukiNAEEEE
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CREDIT TO SOME OF THESE becAuse i MADe somE of theM IM LAME
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Noragami has kik?
Fanfiction"this is gonna be horrible isn't it?" "You got that right for sure." One day yato decides to make a kik and teach everyone about it :3 watch the dumbness and the stupidness that happen. - I wrote this like two years ago so i know the bio is cringy...
