Noragami has kik:Genderbend?

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Yato has logged on.




Yato:GUYS!





Yato:GUYSHjkjJHIA!! IM A FUEKOW GIRL!






Yato:I HAVE TWO BALLOONS AND I HAVE A DONUT OH GOD AA





Yukine has logged on.





Nora has logged on.






Nora:just kill me plz why am i a guy?





Yukine:reasons 2 cringe i look like a basic bitch-...






Hiyori has logged on.





Yato:HOLD ON HIYORI LET ME GROPE YOU WAIT SHIT YOURE A GUY YUKINE COME HERE!





Yukine:STOP BEING A DIRTY MINDED IDIOT!





Hiyori:my hair......my face......my voice.....kmS!





Tenjin has logged on.





Tenjin:ohohoh i like this!I LIKE BEING A WOMAN !





Yato:YEAH YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY BECAUSE YOURE A GRANDMA NOW!






Nora:YATO OH MY GOD ROASTED-




Hiyori:cAN WE CALM OUR SHITS DOWN!?!?





Yukine:ITS OKI TO CRI NOW.






Tenjin:GO BE A LESBIAN SOMEWHERE ELSE YATO!






Yato:FUCK OFF GRANDMA THAT SHOULD BE IN GRAVE RIGHT NOW!






Yukine:STOP BOTH OF U R I SWEAR I WILL RIP BOTH OF YOUR DIC- VAGINA'S OUT!




Hiyori:yukine how do you know that girls have these kind of things?





Nora:oh myyyyy~






Tenjin:asshats.






Yato:i wish for lord tenjin to get run over by his period i mean her.





Yato:I HOPE YOU HAVE A BLOODY DAY TENJI!





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Yukine:there goes my feelings!





Hiyori:my god why is there a thing in my pants?






Tenjin:it's called a dick Hiyori.






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Nora:can we stop talking about these kind of stuff?







Yukine:wait so i can get pregnant now SHIT IM NOT LEAVING THE HOUSE TONIGHT!






Yukine has logged off.






Hiyori:no shit!anyways ill be on later when hopefully ill return to being normAl.





Hiyori has logged off.






Nora:I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH MY DING A LING!




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This is part one part two will be coming soon i gotta include the others🌝anyways how was your day?

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