Yato has logged on.
Yato:GUYS!
Yato:GUYSHjkjJHIA!! IM A FUEKOW GIRL!
Yato:I HAVE TWO BALLOONS AND I HAVE A DONUT OH GOD AA
Yukine has logged on.
Nora has logged on.
Nora:just kill me plz why am i a guy?
Yukine:reasons 2 cringe i look like a basic bitch-...
Hiyori has logged on.
Yato:HOLD ON HIYORI LET ME GROPE YOU WAIT SHIT YOURE A GUY YUKINE COME HERE!
Yukine:STOP BEING A DIRTY MINDED IDIOT!
Hiyori:my hair......my face......my voice.....kmS!
Tenjin has logged on.
Tenjin:ohohoh i like this!I LIKE BEING A WOMAN !
Yato:YEAH YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY BECAUSE YOURE A GRANDMA NOW!
Nora:YATO OH MY GOD ROASTED-
Hiyori:cAN WE CALM OUR SHITS DOWN!?!?
Yukine:ITS OKI TO CRI NOW.
Tenjin:GO BE A LESBIAN SOMEWHERE ELSE YATO!
Yato:FUCK OFF GRANDMA THAT SHOULD BE IN GRAVE RIGHT NOW!
Yukine:STOP BOTH OF U R I SWEAR I WILL RIP BOTH OF YOUR DIC- VAGINA'S OUT!
Hiyori:yukine how do you know that girls have these kind of things?
Nora:oh myyyyy~
Tenjin:asshats.
Yato:i wish for lord tenjin to get run over by his period i mean her.
Yato:I HOPE YOU HAVE A BLOODY DAY TENJI!
Yato has logged off.
Yukine:there goes my feelings!
Hiyori:my god why is there a thing in my pants?
Tenjin:it's called a dick Hiyori.
Tenjin has logged off.
Nora:can we stop talking about these kind of stuff?
Yukine:wait so i can get pregnant now SHIT IM NOT LEAVING THE HOUSE TONIGHT!
Yukine has logged off.
Hiyori:no shit!anyways ill be on later when hopefully ill return to being normAl.
Hiyori has logged off.
Nora:I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH MY DING A LING!
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This is part one part two will be coming soon i gotta include the others🌝anyways how was your day?
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Noragami has kik?
Fanfiction"this is gonna be horrible isn't it?" "You got that right for sure." One day yato decides to make a kik and teach everyone about it :3 watch the dumbness and the stupidness that happen. - I wrote this like two years ago so i know the bio is cringy...