Noragami has kik?: jokes on the wall

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Yukine has logged on.










Bishamon has logged on.










Nora has logged on.










Nora : Its 4 A.M. Go to sleep










Yukine : I have 2 take care of Yato










Bishamon : at 4 A.M.?










Yukine : lemme rephrase that Bishamon. WE R SHRINELESS AND SO WE HAVE 2 sLEEP ON WOOD AND I HATE BUGS AND THE DARKNESS AND IM TRYING 2 KEEP YATO FROM ROLLING DOWN 2 THE STREET.










Yukine : do i need 2 explain?










Nora : why dont you sleep over at Kofuku's house or Hiyori's?










Bishamon : yeah them.










Yukine : u know how i feel bout Hiyori and secondly Kofuku is probab tired of our shit










Bishamon : what a sad life you live in Yukine.










Yukine : ur dead regalias r even sadder










Bishamon : can you not make jokes about my old regalias??











Yukine : ur right Bisha...theyre DEAD jokes anyways










Bishamon : you need to be taught some real manners.










Yukine : y didnt u teach Kazuma sum manners when he told yato 2 kill ur regalias?










Nora : MOVING ON- the clouds are faded











Yukine : just like Bishamon's dead faded regalias











Bishamon : i can understand why Yato chose you.










Bishamon : you're both stupid and don't even think before you do something.









Bishamon : oh and you're both gay.











Yukine : well im called sekki for a reason










Bishamon : huh?










Yukine : See Yato never put the 'D' in me










Yukine : and its S e k k i Not Sedki










Yukine : which means im not gay 4 yato










Bishamon : are you running out of ideas?










Yukine : Mentally? Yes yes i am. Physically? Nope.










Nora : did you just break the fourth-wall?










Yukine : the author is writing the words that im typing right now so ye i think i did break it











Bishamon : so that means...we're being told what to write and do and say!!?










Nora : LOL! Sounds fun i want to die anyways!










Nora has been disconnected.










Yukine : and the author can do that...










Bishamon : THE AUTHOR CAN DO ANYTHING!??










Yukine : he can end this book right away if he wanted 2











Bishamon is screaming.











Bishamon : i think ill go to sleep now...night










Yukine : night , sleep tight and dont let ur dead regalias blight










Bishamon has logged off.











Yukine : back 2 my murder plan











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