Yukine has logged on.
Yato has logged on.
Kofuku has logged on.
Yato : I was literally hoping for Yukine to come on.
Yato : or should i say 'cum' on.
Yukine : i was hoping 4 a truck 2 run u over then run me over
Kofuku : will you guys ever get along?
Yukine : ill get along w him once he gets a job
Yato : I do have a job! And its called blow.
Yukine : that doesnt make se-
Yukine : u little shit-
Kofuku : Lol i get along with Yato just fine.
Yukine : thats cuz ur both retarded and need mental help
Yato : did you eat a whole bottle of salt or were you always that salty?
Yukine : Me being salty isnt even new
Kofuku : Yato sure is spicy ;)
Yukine : hEy...Im the only one whos allowed 2 flirt w him
Yato : but yukki...you keep inSALTing me :(
Yukine : SAY ONE MORE GODD DAMN PunN
Yato : relax i'm not gonna make another pun
Yato : but remember that time when you got PUNished?
Yukine : I WILL PUNCH U!
Yato : you mean 'pun'ch me?
Yato has been disconnected.
Kofuku : dear god what did you do Yukki?
Yukine : u dont need 2 know
Nora has logged on.
Nora : help i'm having suicidal thoughts.
Yukine : i always have suicidal thoughts when im w yato
Yukine : actually more like me murdering Yato thoughts
Nora : i worry for Yato sometimes.
Yukine : wym? Hes safe w me
Kofuku : You tried to choke him with the bed sheets last night...
Yukine : okay that was one time
Kofuku : Yato didn't sleep for two weeks when you told him about that horror story.
Yukine : okay that was two times but its not like he changed or anything
Kofuku : to this day Yato wakes me up at night to go with him to the kitchen.
Nora : and i thought i had the most depressing story.
Yukine : weeeeelll its his fault that hes an idiot not mine
Kofuku : Yukkie...you spell 'you' as 'u' and for as '4' you think Yato is the idiot?
Yukine : and the more idiot here is the one that looks like pinky pie. Good night.
Yukine has logged off.
Nora : well then...
Nora has logged off.
Kofuku has been disconnected.
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Hi lonG time no update
Sorry
Got sOme stuff to do
YOU ARE READING
Noragami has kik?
Fanfiction"this is gonna be horrible isn't it?" "You got that right for sure." One day yato decides to make a kik and teach everyone about it :3 watch the dumbness and the stupidness that happen. - I wrote this like two years ago so i know the bio is cringy...
