Noragami has kik: puns

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Kazuma has logged on.







Yato has logged on.







Yato:what kind of car does a little girl ride?









Yato:NII-SAN









Yato:KAZUMA WHY ARENT YOU LAUGHING !??








Yukine has logged on.









Yato has been blocked by the user yukine.









Yukine:tf is happening foury?











Yatolovesbarney has logged on.








Yukine:my god what are u 8?












Yatolovesbarney:8 inches in your mom-










Kazuma:oh...uh....










Yatolovesbarney:HhahahHAHAHA YUKINE IM SORRY!











Yatolovesbarney:yukine?










Yatolovesbarney:YUKI GOD DAMN IT I WAS JOKING!










Kazuma:is he dead?










Yatolovesbarney:no he's probably using the bathroom.










Yatolovesbarney has been disconnected from kik. This user no longer exists.











Yukine:so anyways about christmas i cant wait!










Yukine:what are u getting for Christmas Kazuma?









Kazuma:new glasses!










Yatoishotandsexy has logged on.











Yatoishotandsexy:im gunna bring Yukine a father! Hahahah











Yukine:DONT TALK ABOUT THAT! I HATE YOU










Yukine has logged off.










Kazuma:yato why would you joke about that?











Yatoishotandsexy:i was joking , Yukine i was joking i promise!











Yatoishotandsexy:ILL BE YOUR DADDY














Kazuma:sorry i have to go for you are terrible Yato.











Kazuma has logged off.











Yatoishotandsexy::(








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Sorry i was happy and having fun at first then got sad idk why but anyways i was crying when i was reading Yukine's past ;-; if you dont know his past then Yukine's mom and his sister left him with his abusive father and one day his father beats him up real good before reaching the hospital Yukine dies THANKS FOR RUINING MY LIFE :((((
Anyways sorry

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