Ebisu has logged on.
Yato has logged on.
Ebisu : I dont log on much sorry guys.
Yato : No one noticed your disappearance
Ebisu : Oh should i be offended by that?
Yato : welcum to the chat , Ebisu.
Yukine has logged on.
Ebisu : oh its Yukine!
Yukine : No its Felicia
Ebisu : ?
Yukine : of course its Yukine who else would it b? Tf.
Yato : thats everyday Yukine for you.
Ebisu : Isn't he your regalia?
Yato : He's my boyfriend.
Yukine : yes im a boy and im..actually im not ur friend so naaah
Yato : stick with the program Yukki!
Yukine : Ill stick 2 w the program when U GET A SHRINE!
Yato : ARE WE REALLY TALKING ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW!!?
Yukine : U CANT EVEN FIGHT WITHOUT ME!
Yato : WATCH ME!
Yukine : THE OTHER DAY U CALLED "SEKKI" CUZ U COULDNT OPEN A GOD DAMN PEANUT BUTTER JAR!
Yato : NO WHO ELSE SHOULD I CALL?!!
Yukine : I DIDNT KNOW U HAD TO USE TWO SWORDS FOR A PEANUT BUTTER JAR?!?!!???
Yukine : OH WAIT UR HANDS R SWEATY SO MAYBE THATS Y!
Ebisu : i can tell you guys are a happy family. Would you like fish?
Yukine : thanks 4 askin' we r a happy family as u can tell and 1 fish is enough.
Ebisu : you have fish?
Yukine : yes i have Yato.
Yato : why would you compare me to fish?
Yukine : Fish have a stinky smell and their fins r always wet like ur sweaty palms
Yato : DOES SOMEONE NEED TO BE PUNISHED AGAIN?
Yukine : Ew dude im not in2 that kind of stuff
Yato : w a i t I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
Ebisu : Yato...You punish Yukine in that kind of way?
Yato : NO! You know what forget it!
Yukine : people should forget bout u
Yato : No im an important person in history!
Yukine : what kind of history books r gonna include a useless god like u?
Yukins : no one even knows the definition of the word "calamity"
Yato : i keep forgetting
Yukine : Y?
Yato : because i cant reCALL ASKING FOR YOUR FUCKING OPINION!
Yukine : oh no i wasnt stating some opinions i was stating some facts.
Yato : B Y E !
Yato has logged off.
Ebisu : Um is everything alright?
Yukine : if u saw the world burning r u gonna ask "is everything alright?"
Ebisu : why would that such thing happen?
Yukine : i cant deal w guys like u bye
Yukine has logged off.
Ebisu : im sorry ;-;
Ebisu has logged off.
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I n eeed mental sleep
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Noragami has kik?
Fanfic"this is gonna be horrible isn't it?" "You got that right for sure." One day yato decides to make a kik and teach everyone about it :3 watch the dumbness and the stupidness that happen. - I wrote this like two years ago so i know the bio is cringy...
