"this is gonna be horrible isn't it?"
"You got that right for sure."
One day yato decides to make a kik and teach everyone about it :3 watch the dumbness and the stupidness that happen.
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I wrote this like two years ago so i know the bio is cringy...
Tenjin : thanks Yukine. And now i will post 10 reasons why Yato should not be a 'god' 1. He's stupid. 2. He's dumb. 3. He cant do anything right. 4. He's the opposite of calamity. 5. And again he's stupid. 6. Stupid. 7. He cant get a relationship. 8. Stupid. 9. Stupid 10. Tenjin is better.
Yato : dude my Regalia , Yukine is better than all of your Regalias!
Tenjin : But my Regalias brought all the boys to the yard
Yukine : why 2 the yard when u can bring all the boys straight 2 ur room ;)
Yato : yukki you're not a stripper alright.
Yukine : Who said i wasn't?
Tenjin : lMAO! KYS!
Yato : who taught you to type like that?
Tenjin : oh Mayu and tsuyu.
Yato : sooo lameeee!
Tenjin : yes very lame like your Regalia.
Yukine : lord Tenjin i dont think u want me against u alright :)
Mayu has logged on.
Mayu : talk shit about god Tenjin and ill pop u!
Yato : Tenjin is useless to Society.
Mayu has logged off.
Yato has been disconnected from the 'people in need' chat.
Tenjin : Who's next?
Yukine : Lawl.
Tenjin : what?
Yukine : im nothing but a smol bean.
Tenjin : Yukine your typing annoys me , fix it.
Yukine : AnythIng But That!
Tenjin : you have to write 'you' for 'u' and write 'to' instead of '2' , 'for' instead of '4' .
Yukine : ill do that in ur dreams , also i was being sarcastic
Yukine : i dont give 2 shits wat u do :)
Tenjin : are you sure?
Yukine : meh.
Tenjin has logged off.
Yukine : well whatever oldie. Grandpa. Milf. Dead person. Bye.
Yukine has logged off.
Yato has been connected again.
Yato : YUKINE RUN-
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Wow... Two updates in one day , who am i anymore?
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