Bishamon has logged on.
Bishamon:long time?
Yukine has logged on.
Yukine:oh uh hai
Bishamon:where is yato for you?
Yukine:yato died.
Yukine:left*
Yukine:i wish tho.
Bishamon:same.
Yukine:haven't heard from kazuma. Was his phone taken again?
Bishamon:nah he got a job now.
Yukine:he became a farmer because he has to take care of a pig like u?
Bishamon:excuse me????
Yato has logged on.
Yato:GET EM' YUKINE!!!
Bishamon:uh!so rude teach your regalia to be nice you dumpster.
Yato:my regalia is perfect unlike yours!!his phone gets taken away wow is he 12?
Yato:oh hold on do you do that to the others too?
Yukine:yato stfu and go back 2 working on my homework!
Yato:your homework is hard!!i dont even know anything what is 1+8000 its so hard like big numbers ;-;
Bishamon:you whore its 80001.
Yukine:u need some math lessons both of u.
Yukine:dumbshits.
Yato:so im a whore now?wow wow wow that came out from the main slut clan.
Yukine:language you cunts!
Yato:p.s i made this blog about two people that i ship.
Bishamon:about who?
Yato:bishamon and herself cuz you a loner.
Yukine:too much 4 bishamon.
Bishamon:piss off you two!
Yukine:k :)
Hiyori has logged on.
Hiyori:yukine can you take out the trash?
Yukine:okay yato lets go out.
Yato:i hate you so much .
Hiyori:you stupid the real trash im too lazy to get up tbh.
Yukine:ilyt yato. Hiyori just get it damn.
Bishamon has logged off.
Yato:well gotta blast!!
Yato has logged off.
Hiyori:ugh fine.
Hiyori has logged off.
Yukine has logged off.
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Long time guys??!'yeah i disappeared uh i had to do shit cough school,
Anywho.
Rant?
Have dis trashy chapter.
Yatone is my drug.
Shit.
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Noragami has kik?
Fanfiction"this is gonna be horrible isn't it?" "You got that right for sure." One day yato decides to make a kik and teach everyone about it :3 watch the dumbness and the stupidness that happen. - I wrote this like two years ago so i know the bio is cringy...
