Yukine has logged on.
Yato has logged on.
Bishamon has logged on.
Daikoku has logged on.
Yato : Heyyyyyy
Daikoku : Why do you even exist? What kind of people wished for a god like you? Why? Why are you breathing right now? Why are you here??
Yukine : WOAH! Im the only one that can insult Yato so know ur place.
Bishamon : we always insult Yato so it doesn't matter.
Yukine : go drink starbucks bitch.
Bishamon : is it because i'm blonde?
Yato : i officially love Yukine.
Yukine : yeah i officially want 2 die 2.
Daikoku : you two are messed up. You guys dont take anything to heart.
Yato : oh no Yukine takes a lot from me ;)
Yukine : 4 the last time the only thing thats going in my mouth is food!
Bishamon : Someone is not gettin' the succ.
Yato : SHUT UP! yuKiNe is LyIng
Daikoku : LOL!
Yato : YUKINE YOU KNOW WHATS GOING TO ENTER YOU!
Yukine : Yes the only thing thats entering is food . Thanks 4 caring 4 my health :).
Bishamon : #Yatoislonely2k17
Daikoku : everyone has a lover except Yato! What a shame.
Yato : really? Kofuku says yes to any confession so think twice DaiKOku.
Yukine : i do have a lover.
Daikoku : WAIT REALLY??!?
Bishamon : WHO!!?!
Yato : //SCREMS SILENTLY//
Yukine : its not Yato for sure because who likes Yato?
Yukine : why would i even like Yato?
Yato : ...Yukine are you okay?
Bishamon : #Yatoissoooolonely2k17
Yukine : Yato you deserve to be with someone else.
Daikoku : wait thats not Yukine!
Yato : TRUE! Yukine mostly uses "u" and "2" and "4" and he would never use "you're" HIYORI IS THAT YOU??!
Yukine : fine you got me its me Nora. Im hanging Yukine.
Yukine : i meant hanging OUT* with Yukine. Omg. I didnt mean that.
YatO HAS QUICKLY LOGGED OFF.
Bishamon : well what do you know? Yato has feelings.
Daikoku : You're right Yato does have feelings. Im sure he was feeling happy when he murdered your clan.
Daikoku : shit...i said too much.
BISHAMON HAS ANGRILY LOGGED OFF.
Daikoku : NO HARSH FEELINGS!
Kofuku has logged on.
Kofuku : DAIKOKU T THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE---
DAiKOKU HAS LOGGED THE FUCK OFF.
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Short story : it took me some time to understand the song "if u seek amy" until my twin told me it meant "f u c k m e" AND I SCREAMED//
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Noragami has kik?
Fanfiction"this is gonna be horrible isn't it?" "You got that right for sure." One day yato decides to make a kik and teach everyone about it :3 watch the dumbness and the stupidness that happen. - I wrote this like two years ago so i know the bio is cringy...
