I’m so bored! Where the hell is Chris??!!
RING DING DONG RING DING DONG (?) the bell rang. Since when the bell’s like that =_=”
“Oh, maybe it’s Chris!” So I ran down like I’m a sprinter on at the Olympics and reached the gate before the slow fat butler (?) JK. The butler is just slow, that’s all. Not fat.
“Chris!” I waved and was expecting to see her but instead, I saw eomma and appa. Oh yea! I forgot that they weren’t home. Stupid me. “MOM! DAD!” I shouted like crazy and waved like as if I haven’t met them in a million centuries (?)
“Oh, hi, L.Joe! We missed you so much!” Eomma came and hugged me.
“Hi there, kiddo. How are you and your sister? Where’s Chris?” my dad greeted me.
“Oh. Chris. Yea. Well, um. I don’t know.” I gulped, waiting for their worried response.
“HUH? YOU DON’T KNOW? IS SHE LOST? YOU DIDN'T TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER!” my mom started to scold me.
SEE? I TOLD YOU.
“No, she-“ I was cut by the bell.
RING DING DONG RING DING DONG!!!
Aish, the bell’s so weird. I looked at who it was. Oh! It’s Chris! Gosh it’s just right on time.
“Eomma! Appa!” she shouted and waved and jumped and got really excited and her mouth opened so wide and her eyes became big like it wanna pop out after the gate was opened. What’s wrong with her? Since when she’s like this?
“Hello, Chris! We missed you!” My mom and dad hugged her so tight. I can see her mouthed ‘help’ to me.
“Let’s go in now.” Eomma and Appa released the hug. “We have some gifts for you!”
OH YEA. GIFTS. THEY PROMISED TO BUY SOME.
So we went in and my parents took out the gifts.
“Umm… This is for you, Chris and this is for L.Joe.” she gave the gifts to us. My parents smiled and looked at us opening our gifts.
I wripped open my gift wrapper and the box said. “Zara” WTH. But I just opened it and GUESS WHAT. OMG. I DON'T BELIEVE IT. DO YA KNOW WHAT I GOT???????!!!!!!!!
A DRESS.
SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?! I ADMIT THE DRESS IS GOOD BUT WHY WOULD I WEAR A DRESS?!
“EOMMA! APPA! WHY? WHY DID YOU BUY ME A DRESS?!? YOU KNOW I’M NOT A GIRL RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT?” I got really shocked like I just got a heart attack (?)
And then, LOOK WHAT CHRIS GOT.
“HAHA. Too bad. You got a LAMY DRESS. AHAHAHAHA! Look! I’ve got a black jacket with a flaming skull! OH YEA! THIS IS EPIC.” She laughed at me so hard and showed off her gift. Tsk this girl.
“Oh, sorry L.Joe! You gifts got mixed up… The jacket is for you and the dress is for Chris.” My dad apologized and quickly asked us to switch.
SEE! I KNOW THE DRESS WASN’T MEANT FOR ME!
If it really does, then my parents are totally crazy.
“WHAT?!” Chris became shocked. Hahaha I love her expression XD
“Haha. Looks like that jacket is for me!” I grabbed the jacket and threw her the elegant dress.
“WTH.” Chris pushed the dress away. “Oh, Chris, this dress is for you to wear on your brother’s birthday.” My mom said. HAHA. Looks like Chris is gonna hate it.
“NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. HELL NO. NO WAY I’M GONNA USE THIS FREAKING DRESS. NO WAY. YOU KNOW I HATE DRESSES, RIGHT? I PREFER WEARING A TUXEDO.” Chris complained so much like her mouth was about to tear off (?)
“But, Chris! It’s your brother’s birthday! And you gotta learn to like to use dresses.” My mom tried to calm down the currently-having-a-mental-breakdown Chris. But I guess we really can’t calm her down cuz’ it’s such a NO for her to wear a dress. Don’t think I had ever seen her wearing one.
“NO WAY! HELL NO!” Chris shouted and threw the dress to the couch. O.O WOW. Looks like she really hates it.
“But Chris! You’re a girl” My mom was still being patient.
“BUT-“ Chris tried to say something.
“Chris!” My dad sighed out loud, looking so disappointed.
“BUT BUT BUT….”
“Chris. You must wear it.”
“BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BIUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BIUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT” She started to sing the famous ‘BUT’ song by Daehyun. It’s really famous now ya know. A few days ago, I saw the ‘BUT’ MV in youtube and it reached 976438275992728635823763728168 views (?)
Hahaha JK.
“Chris. Be a good girl. Don’t be a bad girl!” My mom sat beside her. She looked at her.
“I AM BAD AND THAT IS GOOD. I WILL NEVER BE GOOD AND THAT IS NOT BAD. THERE’S NO ONE ELSE I’D RATHER BE THAN ME.” She copied wreck it Ralph.
“Hey, you memorized Ralph’s part?” I asked her. So random -_-
“OF COURSE IT’S NOT LIKE I’M STUPID OR SOMETHING.” She glared at me. AAAHHHH! SHE’S SO SCARY LIKE… LIKE…. FRANKENSTEIN (?)
“CHRIS. I f you wear the dress; we will buy you a new skateboard. If you don’t we will take away your newest, most favourite skateboard.” My dad finally thought of a deal. Gosh I’m glad my dad’s clever XD
“NO ONE’S TOUCHING MY SKATEBOARD.” Chris shook her hands and even put her coldest stare.
“But, you’ll have to wear the dress!” My mom forced her so much till my dongsaeng can’t stand it anymore, as I see.
“FINE FINE FINE.” Chris stompped up to her room and slammed the door. We could hear it from downstairs. Looks like she’s really pissed like she wanna explode like an atomic bomb from world war 2 (?)
“Ah that girl… She’s just too hard to control…” I can hear my mom mumurring. “But at least she wanna wear it now.” I smiled at her.
YES!!! YES!!! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!
Do you wanna know why I kept on saying ‘YES’ ?
Cuz’ finally I can see my dongsaeng wearing a dress! It was so elegant; I wonder how will she look like XD Her beautiful face fits it. Guess what?
I had never seen her wearing a dress even once. Not even when she’s 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14, year(s) old!!!
I’m telling the truth ok, she just hated dresses and skirts so much. Finally, I’ve waiting for 14 years!!! THANK YOU GOD.
