“Hmm, I ain’t going to do that.” Zelo was still thinking how to escape from the fangirls. Just now he was just thinking about jumping into the FRICKIN ‘SUNGAI’.
*Plop Plop Plop* Ideas shaped like bubbles (?) then disappeared from Zelo’s brain (?)
“But if not jumping into the fickin ‘sungai’, then what am I supposed to do?! Daehyun hyung’s so long! Ish, slowpokes -_-“ he was still wondering where to go, because the only place that he can hide there was that fickin ‘sungai’.
DUNG DUNG TAK DUNG DUNK TAK TIK TOK TIK TOK (?)
The fangirls finally found Zelo and surrounded him in circle.
‘Oh no, this is bad.’ He panicked from the inside. “Dammit where’s hyung?!”
“Zelo oppa! We’re not going to hurt you, just tell us who did that to you!” a fangirl said. Looks like she’s the leader.
‘Well if I told you then you’ll bully Chris, right? -_- I’m not that stupid.’
“Oh umm.. I was just sad because Daehyun hyung had a car accident just now and he was in hospital now. But in a few minutes, he then died (?) That’s why I cried.” He told the BIGGEST and worst lie ever.
‘Oh my God, did I just say that Daehyun hyung died? ==’ Zelo had just realized that he spoke such a stupid nonsense lie. ‘Please forgive me hyung L’
“WHAT?! SERIOUSLY?!!?!?! OMG GUYS, WE NEED TO VISIT HIS GRAVE, NOW!!!!” the leader got panicked than Zelo. Much more panicked.
Zelo from the other side was still putting his poker face.
“WHERE’S HIS GRAVE OPPA?!!?!?!! WHERE!?!?! OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT!!!”
“NOOOO I SHIP DAELO MORE THAN DAEJAE ACTUALLY!!! HOW COULD HE DIED?!?!?!?!”
Fangirls were all shouting, panicking and some cried.
“Oh umm.. The grave was in HorrorWood. Just find his name, it’s in the 21st row.” Zelo said it randomly out of the blue. ‘HorrorWood == such a bad name Zelo. You’re bad in making up lies. TSK.’ He blamed himself in his mind.
“C’mon girls! We’ve got work to do! Going to Busan in HorrorWood road!”
“YEAHHH LET’S GO!!”
“Thanks oppa, don’t worry! We’ll pray him well neh! Don’t cry!!”
Then all of the fangirls went away. Zelo was left there, alone, standing straight with a poker face.
“W-what had I done?” He facepalmed hard. "Gosh, I don't even know that HorrorWood road really existed in Busan (?)" That’s also when other B.A.P members came and stared at him.
“Zelo-yah, I thought you were with the fangirls?” Daehyun walked out of the car and came to Zelo first.
‘Oh no. This is gonna be bad. I’d better jump to that frickin ‘sungai’. Wait, that’s even worse, I might die.’ He then gulped first before telling Daehyun the truth.
“Uhmm… They had gone already because I told them that I cried because you died, hyung.” The maknae said while scratching his neck. Daehyun’s eyes enlarged, even larger when he saw his cheesecake got eaten by Jongup.
“SAY WHAAA?? I DIED??” Daehyun lifted his brow and got closer to Zelo.
“Y-yeah. I told them that you had a car accident and that your grave is at Horror Wood and so they all ran there.” He managed to tell the truth. “I didn’t want them to know about THAT. You know what THAT is right? ”
