Dress sucks

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Chris’ POV/Your POV

“FINE FINE FINE.” I was really pissed off and stomped up to my bedroom. I just kicked the door open and slammed it hard. “BANG!” I don’t care. I saw down on my bed and started to pull my hair. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO USE THAT FRIGGIN DRESS???!!! I HATE IT! *PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* I took a scrap paper and wripped it into pieces then trew it to the rubbish bin and then I threw the rubbish bin out of the window. Seriously. I really threw the rubbish bin out of the window. “Oh my god! Why is it raining rubbish bins?” I heard a butler got surprised. The rubbish bin must have landed in front of her. But I DON'T CARE.

I WISH THAT PIECE OF PAPER WAS THE DRESS!!!!!!! UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! The rubbish bin is gone now. But still, I DON'T CARE. I pulled my hair harder until some of it fell off but I DON'T CARE. I took a pencil and broke it into 10000000000000000000000000000000 pieces (?) but still, I DON'T CARE. I just FUCKING hate that dress.

I WISH L.JOE OPPA WOULD WEAR IT ON HIS BIRTHDAY. NOT ME. UUUUURRRGGGHHH! His friends will laugh at him but I DON'T CARE. I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.  DAAMNNNN YOU DRESSS….!!!!! WHY DO DRESSES EVEN EXIST? I HATE DRESSES! (A/N: It’s based on true story. Both of the author-nim hates skirts and also author-nim’s cousin, the co-author of this FF :D) UUUUUUHHHHH! I pulled of some more of my hair then, I suddenly stopped and sat up. I put on an evil smile. MUAHAHAHA. I have a sick plan. BUT I’m not telling anyone. Not even YOU, readers! It’s gonna spoil the story if I tell you so… yea. MUAHAHAHAHA. Everyone will be so SHOCKED.

Oh I would like to apologize for to many I DON’T CAREs.

“This is gonna be fun…” I talked to myself (?) about my BEAUTIFUL PLAN (?)

Ok nvm, now I’m BORED. You see, it’s only like 8 o’clock something. I’ve got nothing to do ah. “Oh! I’ll just browse.”

I turned on my Mac Book and logged into Facebook. I checked some updates from MEME ANIME COMICS. LOL those pictures about animes are all so funny!! XD I saved a lot of them.

But too bad that they only updated 3 pictures. HUEEEEEE IMMA GO CRY T.T *sobs*

OK NOW WUT. I’m not in mood to play Naruto, cuz’ my fingers were tired. They might break if I play my PSP. Well, I guess I’ll just read the magazine that L.Joe oppa bought just now while hearing music.

I plugged my earphones and turned on Y by MBLAQ. I took the magazine and started to read it on my gold-ish, big-ish, luxurious-ish, princess-ish sofa bed (?)

“Hmn, let’s check.” I sat and looked at the magazine. The magazine shows HOW TO SUIT YOURSELF INTO DIFFERENT STYLES. Magazine about fashion? Gee, I never know L.Joe oppa’s so fashionable. I think he’s more fabulous and a better fashionista than Paris Hilton (?)

I turned the first page. It was written who wear better?

I saw some famous stars like Britney Spears, Ashley Tisdale, Eva Longoria Parker, Emma Watson and many more. They were wearing the same clothes but judged differently.

“Hmm. Boring.” I turned the next page. It was news about how Taylor Swift broke up with Harry. Really, I guess this is a really old magazine. I skipped a few pages till I landed like an airplane (?) on page 24.

DAFUQ. IT WAS ABOUT DRESSES. IEWH.

It was all about stars wearing dresses. Right, I admit they’re elegant with that but I’m SO NOT THAT TYPE. OH PUH-LEASE. DRESS SUCKS.

“What is this shit…” I don’t wanna continue reading that -so-iewh-ish-dress- page flipped the next one. THE F*CK it’s about DRESS AGAIN. And coincidencely, it was the reff part of the song.

Give it to my Y~ Listen to my Y~

Then I added some with my beautiful voice like barbie's from the movie of Barbie and the Pop Star (?) Ok I'm so not a BARBIE FAN so I'll just admit that my voice's like Alicia Key's :P

Y must it about IEWH-ish dresses~ I sang with an annoying tone, making the song looked ugly (?)

"Ah what the hell are you doing..." I just realized that I was acting weird just now. So I went back to read the page.This time, the stars wore better. I mean like, the motive and the style of the dresses.

Oh oh, it doesn’t mean I’m starting to LIKE DRESSES alright. That won’t be my option. It’s just too IEWH-ish. I had never even wear dress when I was a baby. That time, I spoke (?) to eomma and told her I DON’T WANNA WEAR DRESS IN MY WHOLE LIFE. It sucks. So eomma didn’t force me to wear dresses that time.

Hahaha just kidding, how could I talk that time when I was still a baby? XD

I gave her a sign, a cold glare (?) and kept on kicking the dress off whenever she tries to put it on to me. Of course my mom won’t hurt me, I’m still a baby XP so she gave up and I never wear any dress till now! VICTORY.

Ok enough for story telling, back to the magazine thingy. I skipped 3 pages this time and it was about dresses AGAIN.

Oppa’s really gay!!! -_- Why would he buy magazines about dresses?! IEWH…

“Tsk.” I closed the magazine firmly and threw it out of the window (?)

And I heard somebody speaking, “Aish just now it was raining rubbish bin and now it was raining magazine? What’s happening? I thought the weather condition program from the TV said that it would be a normal weather as usual. OMG DON’T TELL ME IT’S… DOOMSDAY!!! AAAAHHH!!!” I can hear the bulter was shouting like crazy.

REALLY, she’s just stupid. Doomsday will never happen -_-

“Pabo.” I closed the window that was still opened eversince I threw out my rubbish bin and I decided to sleep even though it’s early.

I admit, it’s better to sleep rather than seeing those IEWH-ish dresses.

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