No One’s POV
Zelo’s now on his way to the dorm, leaving his hyungs behind. Actually in the school’s toilet. Unfortunately, out of nowhere, fangirls were chasing him.
“Oppa! What’s wrong with you?! Are you hurted because of Chris?!”
“N-No.” he started to run faster but fangirls were still chasing him, from the school.
“Don’t lie oppa! I’ve told you not to befriend with her!!! I’m better so just forget her alright!!!”
“Yeah!! We’re better!!!”
“Sorry guys but I’ve got something to do.” He said ran faster than 200km/h (?)
‘Gosh. It had been awhile being chased by fangirls… Screw this.’
“Yah oppa!!! Let’s just hang out with us so you’ll be better alright!!”
Still, the fangirls were running after him.
“Gosh!! This is driving me crazy!!!” Zelo took out his cellphone and called Daehyun.
*TUUUUTTTTT TIIITTTT TEEEETTT TOOOTTT* (?)
“Hello?”
“HYUUUUUNNNNNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” he shouted so loud and made Daehyun cringed from the other side.
“YAH!!! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!!!!” he shouted back from the other line.
“JUST HELP ME YOU FREAK!!!! I’M BEING CHASED BY SOMEKIND CRAZY FANGIRLS!!!! CALL OTHER HYUNGS TOO!!! I’M STILL ON MY WAY TO OUR DORM!!!!” Zelo shouted till his lungs wanted to break and fly away from his repiratory sistem (?)
“Chill dude! Just tell me where you are!!”
"DUDE SAVE MY LIFE! IM GONNA DIE!" Zelo was still shouting like he’s going to hell.
“Just die then haha. Don’t worry; I’ll hire a very expensive gravedigger to dig your grave alright!!! I’ll also buy the most expensive rose for your death neh! And oh! I’ll buy the most expensive grave stone too!” Daehyun was about to hang up.
“DAFUQ!!! JUST HELP ME NOW!!!” the maknae was still running and shouting through the phone.
“ALRIGHT!!! WE’LL BE THERE!!! Sheesh.” Daehyun finally hung up.
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“C’mon, guys! C’mon guys! Save me!” Zelo panicked like he was an old person having a heart attack and who was about to die (?)
“Zelo oppa! Don’t run too fast!” on of the insane fangirls screamed.
“Yea! Why are you running away from us??” another very crazy, nutz, insane, loco, gila (for more information, gila means crazy in Indonesian) fangirl screamed.
“J-j-just leave me alone!” Zelo looked back for a second and shouted to the crazy fangirls.
Soon he ran out of the school to the main road where there were cars but the fangirls were still chasing him.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP!!!! The car honked because Zelo and the fangirls were blocking the way like the mama duck and baby ducks (?)
“Ah, Zelo! Where are you going??” They screamed.
Everyone around the place looked at them like as if they were a bunch of insane people.
‘Shizzzz….. Curse you people. Why look at e huh?’ Zelo thought and frowned.
Since he already ran 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999m/zeptosecond (?), he got a bit tired and he slowed down a bit and looked back. ‘Oh no. They’re getting closer! F*CK THIS!’
The fangirs were getting closer and closer until they could touch his shirt.
‘DAMNNNNNN!!!!’ Zelo thought. But luckily, there was an intersection so he could finally turn to another direction. DUNG DUNG TAK DUNG DUNK TAK TIK TOK TIK TOK (?) The fangirls’ footsteps got louder.
‘DAMNNNN USGUGFYWGSYCFGYUSGYUCGSEUYGCUSFT!!!’ Zelo thought he was about to die. But he ran faster and soon he reached the intersection. He quickly turned direction. When he turned right, the crazy fangirls were still a few meters behind him so he still had time to escape. BUT. When he turned right, it was a RIVER! Ohohoho. He is so dead.
‘SAY WHAT??? A RIVER???’ His eyes widened. DUNG DUNG TAK DUNG DUNK TAK TIK TOK TIK TOK (?) the fangirls got closer and closer and they were about to turn right.
‘URGH WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DOOOOO???!!!’ Zelo panicked. ‘AHA! I KNOW THIS MIGTH BE A BIT CRAZY BUT-‘
SPLOOSH SPLAH EHUGFUEDBGUDB!! (?) He jumped into the river just in time.
“Eh? Where did Zelo go?” the crazy fangirls wondered. And at the same time B.A.P just arrived too.
“Where’s Zelo?” Jongup looked around.
“I don’t know. He just suddenly disappeared.” The fangirls said.
Meanwhile in the water….
‘jdfshjbghsduhbgvsubdvsgu dammit I need to ‘tahan napas’ (hold my breath) in this frickin ‘sungai’ (river) aarrrghhh!! ISH the current is so strong! I’M NOT GOOD AT HOLDING MY BREATH. AHHHHHHH! SAVE ME! HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME~’ Zelo tried his best to ‘tahan’ his ‘napas’. [A/N: Using some Indonesian, Kiarapiz’s idea haha]
-At the dry ground just above Zelo-
“Well, let’s search for him!” Yongguk suggested.
“Ok, let’s go!” they all started to search for him.
-In the water-
‘FUUUUUU CURSE YOU YONGGUK HYUNG NOW I NEED TO HOLD MY BREATH EVEN LONGER AHHHHHHH IM GONNA DIE!’ Zelo grabbed onto a tyre so he won’t flow away. Suddenly, he saw something coming. Something big and black.
‘Eh? What’s that?’ He looked closer.
‘Oh it’s just a tiny cute little lame guppy. OH WAIT. It’s bigger than a guppy! Oh it’s a koi fish! See? A koi fish! Wait. No. it’s a catfish! Yea! See? WAIT WHAT? OMG IT’S A CROCODILE. OH WAIT. DAMN. F*CK IT’S A FRICKIN DAMN BIG MAKO SHARK OMG I’M SO DUMB WHY DID I JUMP INTO THIS ‘SUNGAI’ I ALREADY SAW AT THE NEWS THERES A MAKO SHARK THAT ESCAPED TO THE RIVER AND NOW I JUMPED INTO THE RIVER DAMNNN OH SHIZZZ IT’S COMING CLOSER. IT’S GOING TO EAT ME AND IMMA DIE NOW. YUWDGYBDGIHUB OMG IT’S OPENING ITS MOUTH TO EAT ME OMG OMG I’M GONNA DIE YOUNG! #KeshaModeOnEditedByZelo (?)
Then…
Zelo….
