South Park x reader one-shots

SOT kyle x reader

Edit: the first oneshots are very bad, but I assure you if you keep reading it gets better! I have improved my writing skill and how I write, and most of my later oneshots are over 1,000 words, so I assure you that it 100% gets better. Please keep reading XD

   "Y/N GET YOUR BITCH ASS TO GUARD THE DAMB STICK!!!!" Fatass Cartman yelled at you.
   you were on the humans side and the elves were attacking.
   you immediately ran to guard the stick, being the best soldier on your team.
   as you ran you (h/c) hair was swaying away in the wind.
   you (e/c) eyes were darting to the elves running to get the stick behind you worriedly.
   you turned and stabbed about 4 of the elves that were on your tale while being surrounded by the rest of the elves.
   then you saw him.
   his fiery red hair blowing, his emerald green pools sucking you in, drowning you in deep green seas.
   you don't even notice when two elves grab your hands, until they start to drag you to thier kingdom.
  you panic (at the disco) and call for your best friend Kenny.
   "KENNY HELP IM BEING KIDNAPPED!!!!!" you scream for your cousin.
   "Kenny won't help you this time darling~" Kyle flirtatiously whispered in your ear while you were being taken.

   time skip 1 hour

   you were in the grand tent of the elf King, wondering what would happen next.
   Kyle snaps you out of your thoughts by walking in.
   "(y/n) I have a prophecy to discuss with you." he says sitting next to you.
   "yea Kyle?" you ask.
   "will you be my my e-lf queen?" Kyle blurts out turning 50 shades of (grey) red.
   "I-I don't know w-what to say...."
   "will you my my angel (with a shotgun)?" he asks you gently holding your hands in his warm ones.
   "yes!" you say hugging him.
   "good~" he says leaning in and kissing your cheek.
   you blush and without thinking kiss him directly on the lips.
   "I love you my elf queen~" he whispers while pulling you on his lap.

hey guys so I take requests, if you want to leave a request in the comments I would be really happy! also if you really want I can make lemons and smut stories.
bye my lovelies

~❤️Micky❤️~