South Park x reader one-shots

general dissaray x reader

(side note: I will get the contest winning request done, but I need to learn more about the topic the contest winner wants me to write about first, so I promise that will be done in a couple of weeks my friends!)

   "You are no match for my evil ways mysterion! there is no way you can stop me from making the end of the world!" You laughed out evilly, towards your enemy.
   "Am I no match for you y/s/n? (your super name) Because I don't think you can take me alone you pussy!" The heroic boy yelled.
   "But she is not alone....." A high pitched voice came from the edge of the dark alley.
   Out stepped butter-Professor chaos!
   another figure stepped out of the shadows too, it was general disarray.
   You felt your heart skip a beat while gazing at the evil mastermind's side kick.
   Yea of course girls are supposed to fall for the heroes or the villain, but never the sidekicks.
   the thing is you didn't fucking care.
   you had a crush on general disarray since you had became a villain, and didn't plan to stop.
   suddenly mysterion pins you to the wall of the alley and slaps you.
   you flinch and cower ready for him to hit you again but there is nothing.
   you open your e/c eyes to see the scene played before you,

General disarray kicked mysterion's ass, and professor chaos looked at his sidekick astonished, along with you.
  
   "WHAT THE HECK ON A HAMBURGER GENERAL DISSARAY?! THATS MY JOB!" Professor chaos shouted at his sidekick.
   "I'm sorry professor, but I had to take immediate action for y/s/n...." The redhead stated, with an unsee-able blush, witch was covered by the shadow of the alley.
   You slowly got up from your cowering spot on the floor, and hugged the faithful sidekick.
   "Well gee, I'll leave you two lovebirds alone" Professor chaos said, while walking away.
   "Are you okay y/s/n?" General disarray says while pulling back and examining the stinging hand print on your face.
   "Yea I should be fine general...." You say blushing.
   "You know I've always wondered something....." General disarray says,
   "Well?" You say motioning him to go on.
   "Who are you really y/s/n? what is your identity?"
   you slowly pulled down your f/c cat mask, made of dyed tinfoil.
   General disarray gasped, now knowing that you are just as amazing as you are in your villain form.
   "Y/n? wow I never would expect you to be a villain!"
   "Well you wouldn't expect butters to be one either....." You look down.
   "What?"
   "Nothing."
   general disarray decides he should show you who he really is too, and pulls off his tinfoil covered glasses.
   "Dougie? DAMB plot twist!" You exclaim, trying to rap your head around the fact that both of your crushes were the same person.
   "Yep, you probably don't like 'general disarray' anymore, knowing he's a dork....." He says looking down.
   "Your not a dork, your my hero!" You say smiling and looking directly into his eyes.
   he leans in and kisses your cheek.
   he then kisses your forehead
   and finally he kisses your your lips.
  it was a sweet and passion filled kiss, witch you returned gingerly.
   "So I guess we are dating now?" You ask the blushing boy.
   "Yea I guess so."
   then you walked away Into the sunset, hand in hand.