South Park x reader one-shots

Take her down (tweek x reader) part 2

Tweek awoke to the smell of coffee and bacon, as he heard the quiet chatter of his mother and father from the kitchen downstairs.
He groaned and rolled out of bed, slowly getting to his feet after a minute of residing on the floor, and sleepily trudged out the door of his cozy bedroom into the kitchen.
As he made his way down the stairs, he remembered that today, he got to spend hours with his crush, who was now single.
His heart rate immediately went up, and he could almost feel his stomach crawling up out of his body through his throat.
He was worried that he would mess everything up and never get another change with the beauty ever again.
As soon as he got to the table, he was greeted by his parents kindly, as he shoveled bacon and eggs onto his plate, and brewed a cup of coffee.
He ate fairly quickly, mostly avoiding conversation, but occasionally answering yes or no questions.
After he was finished, he trudged back up the stairs to take a shower, brush his teeth, and put on clean clothing.
He stripped as soon as he got to his attached bathroom, and turned the water to a very cold temperature.
Tweek liked cold shower while listening to his favorite bands, such as Coldplay, Grouplove, Plain White T's and various others, but he wasn't going to bother hooking up his speaker right now.
He put a handful of strawberry scented shampoo in his messy locks, scrubbing around for a minute, before stepping back under the water and washing it out.
He followed by putting a handful of conditioner in his roots, then slowly spreading it all the way to the top of his head, and then washing it out once more.
He then followed up that action by grabbing a handful of body wash, and spreading in around his body, thoroughly washing away all the dirk that had accumulated over the corse of a day and a night.
When he finished washing away the suds off of his body, he immediately took care to shaving the small amount of hair in his armpits, because he thought that having hair there was completely nasty, even though it was considered "manly".
He spurted a small amount of the fluffy shaving cream, which he wouldn't admit was actually a woman shaving cream that was scented like strawberries, he rubbed the shaving cream on the stubble that had begun to grow on his pits and washed the excess from his hand.
He carefully took up the razor in his right hand, as to not cut himself, and gently pushed it up against the shaving cream and pulled.
The hair came off in a clean swipe, which he repeated until he was satisfied.
He then took up the whole process again, on the other side.
As soon as he was finished, he turned the cold water off, he slipped the curtain back, and slumped out of the shower.
He put a clean white towel around his waist, and another clean towel, a purple one this time, around his hair so he wouldn't drip anywhere.
He walked towards the sink, and quickly made a funny face in the mirror to amuse himself, and grabbed his toothbrush out of its holder.
He spread the lavender toothpaste on the brush, and began his work of polishing his white teeth.
After he was finished, he spit the thick frothy used paste into the drain, and washed it down with some cool water.
He then put his toothbrush and toothpaste back into the cupboard.
He let out a large sigh before stripping himself of his towel, and grabbing his lotion from the sink shelf.
He will admit it to himself, he was very feminine. He liked to moisturize and shave, and he took pride in his appearance. That's probably the reason most though he was gay.
That was only half a lie though, since he was bisexual and was quite attracted to men as well.
But as he stood right now, the only person he could even dream of liking was Y/n. He couldn't get her out of his brain, and it wasn't his fault either.
He brushed away his train of though to put on his lotion, and then to start putting on his clothes.
He first slipped on his sage green boxers, then he covered his legs with his grey kaki pants. He then put his sage green button up shirt around his torso, but messed up with buttoning it, another disadvantage of his twitch.
After he was fully dressed, he went over to the mirror and blow dried his messy locks, and then tackled the painful job of brushing out the snarls.
After he had ripped a fair amount of his hair out of his scalp with his navy blue brush, he was ready to go to school.
Of course, he now had about an hour to wait before he could leave to go to school.
He grabbed his Bluetooth speaker from his dresser and powered it on, and connected his phone to it.
He then shuffled all of his music. The first song that came on was "Ways to Go" by Grouplove. He sung the lyrics in his head, occasionally actually singing a line softly to himself.
He scrolled through Instagram seeing all the crazy and weird shit people were doing right now and last night.
He found a post of Craig and Stripe the Third with sunglasses on, that Token had posted. The caption read, "I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me"
Tweek emitted a giggle from the back of his throat, looking at how stupid his friends were.
And his friends were sure stupid. As he scrolled through his feed he saw a post of Stan and Kyle's hands intertwined, the caption read, "1 year strong❤". Of course Kyle posted that, since he was the one in that relationship to be the mushy one.
Tweek remembered that yesterday had been there anniversary.
Tweek's twitching hands typed out the word, "Congratulations!" And then he posted that in the comments.
Tweek was happy for the two boys, as they were the only gay couple in the school, except for Bebe and Wendy, but they still won't tell anyone other than Tweek and Butters that they're dating.
The blonde boy then went to his activity and notifications, and noticed he had a new follower, Y/n_mofo.
He clicked on her profile and saw that Y/n had followed him, he squeaked a little bit.
The last thing she posted on her profile was a selfie of her covering her part on her face with her hoodie sleeve, and the caption read , "Head over heels for someone right now."
Tweek's heart fluttered, what if she meant him? But his header soon sank in realization that it probably was in fact, not him.
He liked the photo and then followed the girl back, smiling at the "Single Pringle❤🌌" in her Bio.
He then shut off his phone.
He turned off his speaker and dragged himself to go get his backpack and leave for school.
   As soon as he slouched out of the door, he trekked up the road, to the quiet bus stop that sat near an old oak tree near Craig's house.
He stood in complete silence for a while, before pulling out his phone and pulling up his music, shuffling his library for the second time this morning.
The time the first song that came on, was ET by Katy Perry. He immediately felt his mood brighten, and as he swayed his hips slightly to the hypnotic rhythm, he pictured Y/n swaying her hips to the music along with him.
   He admitted it, he had it bad for this girl, and he tried to hide it with all his might, but as much as he craved to lose his feeling he couldn't bare to forget about the h/c haired girl.
As he raged on with his conflicted thoughts, all the while still swaying his hips, Clyde walked up to the bus stop.
Tweek snapped his train of thought and looked at his friend.
Clyde has his regular letterman jacket on, but he looked horrible. He had black circles under his puffy eyes, his hair looked uncombed, and his shoes were untied. And to top it all of he was still sniffling from crying prior to walking to the bus stop.
And of course Tweek knew exactly why, his h/c headed beauty had left him. And Tweek watched it all unfold, directly before he got his first shot with the girl.
He felt bad, but also relieved. He didn't have to worry about her having a boyfriend anymore, but yet again, she dumped one of his best friends, and left him in the dirt to talk with Tweek like nothing happened.
All it took was for Tweek to reach out to Clyde, and Clyde immediately broke down sobbing into Tweek's chest.
Tweek reached down and pet the crying brunette's hair, trying to comfort his crying friend.
The second to arrive at the bus stop was Token, who had already succeeded in stealing the sobbing boy away and instantly making him feel better.
And finally, Craig showed up. He had cat treats in his left hand, his book bag in his right shoulder, and about 4 or 5 stray cats following close behind, attracted to the treats.
He bent down and threw a handful of the brownish-red fish flavored treats at the strays, and a few of them mewed happily.
Craig then moved next to Tweek.
"Dude, you look tense, what's the matter?" He questioned in his usual monotone voice.
"H-h-how did you k-know? Ack!"
"I'm your best friend, I know everything about you."
"Well, Y/n asked me to meet her after classes today and work on our geometry projects together. GAH!" Tweek managed to not stutter for once, and was slightly proud of his accomplishment.
"Dude that's great, you've had a thing for her since 5th grade. Don't sweat it, you won't mess up. If she wants to hang out with you, then you don't need to worry, because obviously she's interested, and when a girl is interested there is nothing in your power you could do to change her mind." Craig gave one of his rare loving smiles to his best friend, assuring him that nothing will go wrong.
Tweek smiled and thanked him for the encouragement, and admired at how Craig always knew what to say to cheer people up and make people feel better.
Craig marveled at that because he knew that he had the power to do that too, and loved making people happy. Though he acted tough and mean, on the inside he was just a boy who anted peace and love.
In a matter seconds after Craig had finished his speech, the bus arrived at the stop. All four boys boarded, and sat in thier respected seats, Craig and Tweek in one seat, Token and Clyde in another.
Tweek couldn't wait for the day to be over, so he could have sown time with Y/n, but the day went agonizingly slow. It felt like just homeroom was 7 hours long, not to mention the other painful classes such as math, and when lunch finally rolled around, he was partially relieved, but still had to wait the second half of the day.
So there he sat, picking at his peanut butter and jelly sandwich, thinking about life, and trying to cure his boredom.
Craig and Token were chatting, while Clyde was at the counselors, grieving about his lost lover.
Tweek was shook out of his thoughts when a try aggressively slapped against the empty place beside him.
He whipped his head to said person who had just taken the place that was normally vacant, and blushed slightly seeming that the one and only Y/n was smiling and staring at the twitchy boy.
"Hi Tweeky!" She giggled happily as she poked his cheek, he hoodie sleeve falling up her arm due to gravity.
"H-h-h-h-"
"He says hi." Craig replied for the boy who was stumbling over his words to save him from embarrassment.
"That's adorable." She blushed slightly and tickled the twitching boy, while giggling.
Tweek squeaked out and giggled as she tickled his stomach.
This would be a long day of blushing and stuttering for sure...

Part 3 will be up by the end of next week I promise. I love you guys and thank you again for you patience on part two, because I'm a lazy fuck.