South Park x reader one-shots

clyde x reader part 1

   "Y/n come on we are going to be late for school!" Token said dragging you by the hand from your front porch.
   "Ok! ok! I'm coming!" You comply, grabbing a pop tart and putting it in your mouth.
   you grabbed your f/c and 2/f/c backpack from the bottom of the carpeted stairs and walked out of your house.
   "So how is life?" you ask the black haired boy as your walking to the bus stop.
   "It's awesome! I just got a new X-box 360!" he replies, his eyes lighting up.
   "But didn't you already have one?" you ask confused.
   "Yea but now when I have a friend over we don't have to play the same game, we can play on separate systems!" he says excited.
   "Oh, you'll have to have the gang over then." you say with a small smile.
   "Yea, I was thinking tonight, my parents won't be home so we can make a mess!" he cheers.
   "Ha ha! sounds fun! count me in." you laugh while arriving at the bus stop.
   "GAH! h-h-hi , y-y-y/n, ACK!" tweek greets you like normal.
   Craig flips you off, witch you return and steal his hat, placing it on your head.
   "Hey!" Craig freaks trying to cover his hair.
   everyone starts laughing and you ruffle Craig's messy bush of Raven hair while putting his hat back on his head.
   then everyone turns.
    only to see a sobbing Clyde.
    "Oh GAH w-w-what h-happened this t-t-time?!" tweek rolls his eyes.
   "Are you ok Clyde? what happened?" you say running over and hugging him.
   "B-Bebe dumped me- *cries*" Clyde manages to squeak out through sobs.
   "She was a bitch anyway, Clyde. you deserve someone better than her." You say rubbing circles on his back trying to calm him down.
   it obviously worked because in a few minutes he had stopped crying and you pulled away.
   "Thanks y/n. you really always help me out when I am upset." Clyde states while hugging you again.
   "Hey I can't help wanting to comfort you when you cry. it's just what I do. I hate to see you upset." you state as the bus shows up and you guys get on.
   You sit next to tweek and token as usual, and this time flipping Bebe off with a mad glare.
   she gasped and looked shocked. all you did was laugh along with token, who was dying of laughter now.
   "U-G-L-Y she don't need no alibi she's ugly! she's ugly!" you chant as the whole bus laughs, even Clyde.
   You sit back down in your seat and pull your phone out, waiting for the bumpy ride to be over.
   "SHUT UP BACK THERE OR ILL CRASH THIS THING!" the bus driver yells, *cough cough* like normal*cough cough*

timeskip lunch

   "What was that all about on the bus this morning anyways?" Craig asks you in his monotone voice.
   "I was mad at Bebe that's all." you say rolling your eyes and taking a bite of your sandwich.
   "Sure you were~" Craig said with a quickly disappearing smirk.
   "It was because she hurt Clyde~" token said with an evil smirk, glancing at the boy acrossed the lunch room, who was in a fight with Kyle for some reason.
   "Shut up you idiots...." you mumble, your face turning into a tomato.
   you then hear Clyde screaming at Kyle about 'she's mine you Ass whole ginger!'
   "I w-w-wonder what ACK g-g-girl they are f-fighting over GAH this t-time?" Tweek says looking over at the bickering boys.
   Just then Kyle ran over to you and the boys.
   he grabbed your hand and dragged you out to the hall, with Clyde following just behind you two.
   He pins you to the wall and kisses you, with Clyde right there watching.
   "See mine! not yours ugly ass cry baby!" Kyle says flipping Clyde off.
   "Ummm what's happening?!" you yell the boys turning their attention to you.
   "Your mine." Kyle says.
   "No I'm not." you say backing away from the two.
   "But- I thought you liked me?!" Kyle says shocked.
   "I'm sorry Kyle, I like someone else."
   you then run down the hallway back to the lunch room and sit back down in your seat.
   "What. just. happened." you say slowly trying to catch your breath.
   "Yea seriously what did just happen? I'm curious y/n." token says poking your red face.
   "they were fighting over, me!" you say shocking the three boys you were sitting with.
   "then Kyle pinned me to a locker and kissed me!" you say.
   "Well did you tell Kyle you like Clyde not him?" Craig asks.
   "I told Kyle I didn't like him, but no I didn't tell his about Clyde. Clyde was RIGHT THERE!" you state disappointing the boys.
   "whatever, he obviously likes you y/n." tweek says not stuttering for once, "GAH!" nope false alarm.