South Park x reader one-shots

damien x reader

(finally got to this oneshot request 😹 forgot who requested it sorry.)

"But father! I can't go down to earth and live with the ones who killed my brother! he died for those peoples sins, and what if they kill me too?!" You panicked, your wings flapping furiously as you flew around your house.
"No you have to go!" You father , God, tells you.
"But father what about the DEMONS!!!!!" You scream flying around faster and panicking more.
"Your Gods daughter honey, no one will try to hurt you or they'll have hell to pay, litterally."
"Fine but if I get hurt its your fault!" You say flapping to your room."
Dad said you would have to go to a town called South Park, it's in Colorado and it's a small mountain town.
father says that you have to go there because there is a boy who dies every day, and it's your job to make sure nobody remembers That he dies, or the fabric of reality and fiction will be broken.
'sounds shitty' was all you could think right now.
   You started to pack a bag, consisting of many different types of clothing, depending on the crowd that excepts you.
   you pack some goth clothes, a shirt that has a scull with a snake coming through the eye, skinny jeans that say
P!ATD, on the side.
   You also pack an Abercrombie t-shirt, with shorty shorts.
   You then place some fake fangs, just incase.
   you also decide that, better safe than sorry, so you pack a small dagger with you.
   "I'm done packing my bad father, send me down." You say picking up the f/c bag.
   "Ok y/n. be safe and remember, what ever happens, DON'T HANG OUT WITH DEMONS."
   "Yes father." You say as the beam consumes you and beams you to earth.
   _______________________________
   You open your eyes only to see the face of a boy over your own.
   "Are you ok? Z'ere seems to be a large scratch on your forehead."
   He sounded French.
   "I-i think I'm ok. who are you?"
   "My name is Christophe." He says extending his dirty hand for you to take.
   you take his hand and let him pull you up.
   "I'm y/n Christ." You say blushing a small amount, he was a nice boy.
  "Oh fucking- oh are you a follower of zat bitch God?!"
   "I-ummm am actually his daughter...." You say looking down, obviously he doesn't approve of your father.
   "Great. You dads a big bitch!" He yells.
   "I kinda think that too, I hate my family..." You say looking down at you
f/c shoes.
   "Oh ok. then I guess we can get along." He say while walking off.
   "He was... interesting....." You think out loud as you walk to your brother's house.
   As your walking to your brothers you pass a group of boys.
   they all look to be picking on a boy your age.
   you walk over to get a better look.
   the boy they were kicking had short black hair and red eyes.
   he Looks like a demon!
   But either way you couldn't let them just hurt him like that.
   "Hey! what are you guys doing?" You scream at the rude boys.
   "Oh what's a little girl gonna do about it? huh bitch?" the fat one yelled at you.
   "YOU WILL ALL BE CURSED YOU IDIOTS!" The young boy yells as the sky turned red.
   yep definitely a demon.
   "Oh my god! ruuuunnnnn!"
   All of the boys ran away leaving you alone with the demon boy.
   You snap your fingers and all of the demons he summoned disappear and the sky turns normal again.
   "Are you an angel??" The boy asks with fear in his eyes.
   "Not exactlyI am the daughter of God. y/n."
   "I am the son of Satan, Damien." He says smirking.
   "Why how fucking lovely." You say smirking also.
   "Do you wanna piss off our parents and hang out together?" He says with a large smile.
   "Why sure my 'friend'" You say using air quotes.
   you both laugh and walk away.

time skip 1 week.

   "Damien?" You ask while the two of you were playing video games with pip.
   "Yea?" He answers plainly.
   "my brother is getting annoying can I stay with you at your apartment?" You ask with puppy dog eyes.
   "Ooooooh!" Pip teases.
   "Pip I will burn you to a crisp and send you to the 7th layer of hell!" Damien threatens.
   "At that note I'll just slowly exit the room..." Pip says while backing up slowly.
   "Anyways yes you can stay here y/n your always welcome." Damien says poking Your cheek.
   "What was that for?"
   "Your cheeks are red do you have a fever?"
   "No I-ummm-i mean- ummm no." you say blushing even more than you were before.
   "DAMIEN YOU IDIOT SHES BLUSHING!!!" Pip yelled from the other room.
   "PIP SHUT YOUR BRITISH FACE!" You yell at him while blushing even more.
   "f/s"
   oh Jesus, your phone was ringing.
   "Hello?" You say picking up the electronic and puting it on your ear.
   "Hey y/n! do you vanna' come over and vatch' horror movies?" You hear Christophe's French accent through the phone.
   "Hey Christophe. I don't know if I can watch movies with you. sorry but I'm hanging out with Damien and pip." You speak into the phone.
   Christophe growls into the phone.
   "vy are you always vith them. You should be vith me!" An angry Christophe spoke through the phone.
   "Why? can't I hang out with them too?" You ask matter of factly.
   "BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SATAN DAMMIT!" (See what I did thier?) Christophe yells, loud enough for everyone that wasn't able to hear what was coming out of the phone before, to easily hear now.
   "I-um Christophe I don't know what to say." You mumble while blushing bright red.
   Damien growls and hangs up your phone for you.
   "Damien wtf?!" You yell at him.
   "I don't want you hanging with that mortal."
   "But wh-"
   "I love you you idiot!" He yells at you, making your heart skip a beat.
   Damien, the son of Satan, loved y/n Christ, the daughter of God.
  and she loved him back.
   Damien leaned in and planted a sweet kiss on your lips.
   You don't hesitate to kiss back.
   that's when you hear fangirl screaming from behind you.
   "OMG OMG OMG S/N HAS SAILED I REPEAT S/N HAS SAILED!" Pip squealed as you and Damien pull away.
   pip runs up and hugs you both while screaming his head off.
   Jesus Christ, pip. serious way to ruin the moment.

well Jesus this was long.