South Park x reader one-shots

tool shed x reader

   s/h/n roamed the darkened streets, looking into every ally, making sure nothing bad was happening to the townspeople.
Of course that was her job.... Being a super hero and all that. Of course, the Coon and Friends, hated her, but that's only because she took all the fame.
   The only reason she took all the fame was because she was very good at her job. She had extraordinary powers.
   Her powers were, to see into the future, to see into people's thoughts, to fly, and to shoot fire, ice , and wind out from her hands.
   Her powers were very useful, and the best part was that no on knew her real identity. She was an expert at hiding that she was really Y/n l/n.
   She peered around the corners of the block she was currently roaming, waiting for the perfect moment to pounce on a villain in disguise.
   She searched for hours for trouble, but to no avail. Of course this was good news, that meant that for tonight, the small town of South Park was safe and sound, to sleep without their dreams being interrupted.
   She smiled as it grew to be 3am, and headed home, feeling successful.
   And laid down on her bed after changing from her superhero outfit, and into pajamas, and fell asleep close to as soon as she had laid there.
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   Y/n awoke to the quiet singing of birds on the large sycamore tree outside of her window.
She smiled, feeling successful from the night before. She, although she was tired, got up without groaning, and happily sashayed down the stairs into the kitchen for breakfast.
She walked over to the refrigerator to pull out some milk and poured herself a glass of it, and put a bagel out of the bag, into the microwave.
Once it was heated she spread butter on the inside. She then sat down and ate, feeling at peace with the world for the massive success of having no crime being commuted by villains the night beforehand.
   After she had eaten, she took a quick shower, and got dressed. She chose a small white T-shirt, and black jeans, with a f/c hoodie.
   She brushed her c/s (curly / strait)   h/c hair out, and fixed it to her preferred hair style.
   She then grabbed her backpack, and headed out the door to the bus stop.
   "Sup y/n!" Stan and kyle seemed to be in a very good mood, probably because there was no crime the night before. It wasn't hard to tell that they were Tool She'd and The Human Kite.
   Kenny smiled at the small girl and muffled a ,probably perverted, comment from underneath his parka hood.
   Cartman on the other hand, didn't look to pleased.
   That's probably because he wants crime to be committed because he wants to become famous, by saving people.
   Y/n stood herself in between Stan and Kenny, and waited patiently for the bus to come.
She was minding her own business when she noticed that the raven haired boy was intently staring at her, to which she blushed and looked back up at him.
He blushed and quickly turned away, his longish hair whipping over his right eye from the impact.
   Y/n felt her heart pound.
   Why was he staring?
   She made a risky decision, and used her powers, to see into his thoughts just for clarification that her crush did in fact not like her back.
   "It'll only be for a little while, I won't listen to everything..." she thought as she peeked.
   "She saw me! Oh no! I know I shouldn't have been staring but she's just so beautiful.... I can't help it! If only I could hold her and call her my own.." Y/n gasped as she heard something she probably shouldn't have.
   "Wha-what's wrong?" Stan blushed and looked a tad bit confused, as he asked the shocked girl what was wrong.
   "I-uh-its nothing really. I just remembered that I didn't do my math homework, yea..." she trailed off and blushed, wishing she could just tell him right then and there that he could hold her and call her his own.
   She silently got lost in her thoughts, but the bus pulling up brought her to her senses, and the crew climbed on and got into their respective seats.
   Cartman being the fatass that he is took up a whole seat just by himself, kyle and Kenny sat together, then leaving Y/n and Stan to sit next to each other.
   Kenny smiled devilishly at her from his seat, him being the only one that knew of her crush on the ravenette.
   She glared at him and he put his arms up defensively.
As soon as the bus pulled up to the school, Y/n lugged her backpack onto her shoulder, and heaved herself into the building.
She went to her locker, and put her backpack into it, and grabbed her books. She then headed off to class, still with a smile on her face, and a dreamy look in her eyes.
The day went by surprisingly fast. She didn't really pay attention, and the only real thing she can remember from class was Stan staring at her once or twice.
She was very excited to patrol the city yet again tonight, and planned on confronting "Tool Shed" and then telling him she liked him.
She of course, could only have the courage to do this while she was her super hero self, because if we are being honest, she normally wouldn't be able to even talk about crushes in front of her crush.
She found her way to her locker and rummaged through it, looking for the correct book, and proceeding to place that book in her bag when she found it.
   She then slung her backpack over her shoulder, and walked out of the building, and trudged off to her house.
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   S/h/n scanned the scene playing out from the rooftop of a large building.
   "Well that sucks Clyde, you can't have her!" Stan stood up for a girl, who Y/n didn't know who she was, "She's to innocent and pure for you, all you want from girls is sex!"
   "I do not! Y/n has a great personality! I like that!" Clyde argued back.
   "No you don't Clyde, all you care about is her ass, and I'm not gonna let her get hurt because of you!"
   S/h/n jumped from the rooftop, and swiftly landed directly next to the arguing boys, earning their attention.
   "I think she would like him better than you 'Clyde'" She rolled her e/c pools and spoke her solum opinion.
   "How the hell would you know s/h/n?! You don't know anything about her!" Clyde shot back his come back, and s/h/n just giggles.
   S/h/n pulled her mask off slowly, and smiled deviously at the boys' shocked expression.
   She smiled and waited for the boys to say something.
   "So you heard everything?" Stan said, blushing and shocked.
   "Yes, yes i did."
   "S-so you know now that I like you? *gulp*" Stan seemed nervous, and had sweaty palms.
   "And I like you back..." Y/n smiled and watched as he blushed even larger.
   Stan approached the h/c haired girl, and lifted her face to look at him, and then before she knew it, she could feel chapped lips pressed against her own soft ones.
   She kissed back when she overcame her shock.
   "I love you Y/n, and I always will." He whispered when they pulled away.
   "I do too."

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