South Park x reader one-shots

pip x reader

(this takes place during 4th grade where the boys had thier volleyball championship!)

You pulled your shirt off, replacing it with your gym uniform, doing the same with your f/c skirt.
after you were in uniform, you walked out of the hell hole of a locker room, and into the gym.
"Cheerio y/n!" Your only friend pip said cheerily, "what a fun game dodgeball is!"
"Man pip, you think this is fun? I think it hurts man!" You say playfully pouting.
you have been best friends with pip since he moved here in 1st grade, and you were so thankful for the British boy.
"Ha, your a funny girl y/n!" he says ruffling your hair and skipping over to his spot on Kyle's team.
Your spot was right next to Stan And Kenny.
"Ok children! today we are doing dodgeball, like any other Friday! I see you are already in formation!"
"Chef! do we have to play dodgeball?!" Kyle wines as you roll your eyes.
"Yes we do Kyle, we just got asked to play for the state championship against Denver!" Chef proudly brags.
"Chef? don't we have to win something to get to state championship?" you ask, your eyes filled with confusion.
"Yes, normally, but we were just invited to play against them." chef says ignoring the fact that this didn't make any sense.
"Ok then...." Stan says his expression hard to read.
"Ok play ball!" Chef says blowing the whistle.
"Oh no were losing men left and right guys!" Kyle says as Heidi goes down to the floor.
"Omg I caught it!" Kyle says smiling, while looking at the red rubber surface in this clasped hands.
"Kyle's team offense!" Chef called.
"Pip why don't you throw the ball!" Kyle suggested while handing the large red sphere to the puny blonde Brit.
"Ummm I don't know Kyle, I don't think I-"
"What are you too French? throw the DAMB ball frenchie!" Eric screamed.
"Yea throw the ball you stupid French mutt!" Kyle teased.
Pips hole face turned red, and he started death glaring Kyle, before throwing the ball right at his nose.
blood gushed out of Kyle's nose and Kyle screamed in pain.
"Oh my god Kyle are you ok?!" Stan says rushing to his best friend's side.
"Ok Kyle let's have the nurse look at that nose of yours, it's bleeding pretty badly, I think it might be broken."
"Wow pip I didn't think you had it in ya!" Eric says with a shocked look still plastered on his face.
"I-I'm really truly sorry Kyle! I didn't mean to hurt you!" the Brit frantically apologized.
"Don't worry pip, he will be fine." you say putting your arm around the shivering Brit.
"By the way, you have a good dodgeball throw." you say smiling at the taller British boy.
   "By golly I hope he will...." The blonde says worriedly while looking down at you.
   Timeskip to the game against China
   "We are losing players fast Kyle says to the team."
   Oh god, this wast good.
   suddenly you see a red object flying strait at your face.
   "Oh no! y/n luv! are you ok?!?!?!" pip screamed as Eric dragged you off the floor of the gym, considering you were almost passed out.
   "South Park on offense!" the coach yelled through the speakers.
   "LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY Y/N!!!!! YOU WILL PAY YOU FUCKING ASSWHOLES!" You faintly hear pip scream at them.
   "YOU HURT THE ONE I LOVE!!!" you hear the Brit scream at them.
   wait? he loves you???
   you immediately snap out of your daze.
   you sit up and stare at the field.
   Pip was the only one on the team that wasn't out.
   You see him take the precious piece of red rubber and swing his arm with all of his might.
   he threw the ball hard and fast, and it hit every player on the other team.
   You just won China!
   "PIP WE DID IT!!!" you yell enthusiastically to the blonde.
   "Yes my luv!" He says picking you up.
   "Is it true that you love me pip?" you ask suddenly, blushing red.
   pip blushes and stumbles over his own words.
   "I-I-ummm-I mean- I ummm- yea...... I really hope this doesn't change us love...." he says looking down sadly.
   "You know how you said I was 'your y/n'?"
   "yea?"
   "well you were right I'm all yours Pip. will you be my boyfriend?"
   "Of course my luv." Pip says kissing you on the mouth.
   You can feel the heat swell to your cheeks, and your heart pound to no stop.
   "I love you my darling." Pip states as you pull away.
   "I love you too Phillip." you say looking into his eyes.
   "Eeeeew Dork love! somebody get the athoritah! this is gross!"

guys I need requests! all you have to do is comment what you want me to write! I will right reader X any character! I can do fluff lemon or smut!

~Micky out bitches~