Not Everything's A Joke (Complete)

Party Time (2nd Period)

- Karma's POV -

By the time we headed out the doors of the building, I could feel my little blue-haired sweetie glaring at me, swimsuit in hand.

"Geez, did you really waste money buying this thing?" He asked as we both got into the back seat since Kayano called shotgun next to her sister.

With Okuda on my right I leaned over to Nagisa, bending down slightly due to his major shortness. "Aww, I wouldn't called it a waste of money," I whispered.

The sound of his spine tingling just aggravated my ego beyond its boundaries.

"You could just wear it more often. You know, not making it a waste of money?" He turned his head to me, looking surprised at how close I was. Or maybe he was just mesmerised by my subtle features, I may never know.

"W-Where would this outfit be useful?" He asked, backing away. Though his seatbelt held him back.

I just couldn't hold back my laughter. "Geez, you're too innocent it's hurting my soul!"

"Is that suppose to be a compliment?" He groaned. Nagisa proceeded to throw the swimsuit in my hands. "Whatever, I don't have any use of that. And I never will."

'Oh just you wait and see.'

"Karma-kun?" Okuda's voice took some time to hear, since she's just too darn quiet. "Just how much was that swimsuit anyway?"

"Eh, around maybe 3000 yen or so."

"WHAT?!?" Both Okuda's and Nagisa's voice lingered through my ears, almost bursting my eardrums from wherever they're attached to.

"For one occasion?!" Nagisa took the swimsuit from me and looked at the material closely. "It doesn't feel anything extravagant or something!"

I sighed and slumped on my seat. "Don't worry it was worth it to see you blush for 20 minutes straight. Hehe..."
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"Everyone!" Kaede jumped on her couch and pushed her hand as high as it would reach. "Front and center please!" Her pigtails bounced happily like they had minds of their own. Probably more than the head they were on.

"You're not your sister, sit down lady!" I teased. She then flipped me off with a glare and sat on the couch. With a smirk similar to mines, she pulled out a chart with all our names on it.

"Excuse me Kayano-san, but what's that for?" Kanzaki spoke up and covered her mouth when she saw hearts and red strings on our names. I think she figured it out. OTP plans.

Kaede then took out a dark blue marker and pulled off the cap with brute force. "I shall now examine how 'adult' you guests are!"

Nagisa cocked his head a little, so innocently. "Adult? Used as an adjective?"

"Awww, she's gonna add you in the mix Nagisa. Prepare to die," I groaned. He just stared at me in confusion. "Just wait and see."

Birthday girl Kaede then pulled out a piece of loose leaf paper. Clearing her throat, she spoke up. "Who here, has had a crush on someone in our middle school lives?!"

"Eh?" The room shook as me and Nagisa were the only ones to put our hands up. One hesitate, one just straight up there.

"C'mon guys, d-don't make us seem like we're the only ones," Nagisa looked a little embarrassed as he looked at my hand that was up higher than his.

Slowly, everyone raised their hands.

Smiling, Kaede put a tally mark in each of our categories. "Good good! Now, who here... likes anyone from our class?!"