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Me: Your head is full of air

Random Person: *rolls eyes*

Me: What? it's the truth

Random Person: Shut up and leave me alone

Me: No way Jose

Random Person: How did you know my name was Jose?

Me: *speaking through my laughter* No! Thats just a saying, but see you later Jose. Oh and Jose, by the way, you should get some clay. *Exits the store, laughing like an idiot*

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