Ashley's Five Steps To A Friendly Success (how to make friends):
5.
Bite the friend target on the shoulder or arm.
4.
Text and/or call this person nonstop.
3.
Tell them that you're stalking them and you think that they're yummay.
2.
Tell them you want them all up in your business.
1.
Show them your weirdest and most killer-looking faces.
