I'm sorry guys, I haven't posted in a while. I've been a little off lately. I'm deciding whether or not to try out for X-Factor or America's Got Talent. But, here's another chapter. Sorry it's short. And it's not much. See y'all later.
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Gabriel Iglesias' Five Levels Of Fatness:
1. Big
2. Healthy
3. Husky
4. Fluffy
5. Dayummmm
You know you're the fifth level if at Disneyland, little kids walk up to you and say "I wanna ride that one!" Or you go up to an elevator and people say "Mmmmm-mmmm. Dayum." While waving their finger 'no' at you.
