How to Make Friends At Hotels (Ashley's Advice):
Option 1:
Step One:
Go into the elevator.
Step Two:
Stay in the elevator until somebody else joins you.
Step Three:
After somebody who you want to be friends with is in the elavator with you, press every single floor button.
Step Four:
Stand REALLY REALLY REALLY close to the person.
Step Five:
Yell at that person for invading your personal space evn though you moved closer to them.
Step Six:
Have Fake Arguments on your phone. (Either keep screaming no over and over again or yes over and over again)
Step Seven:
Grunt awkwardly and make extremely sexual noises.
Step Eight:
Make noises like a dying goat.
Step Nine:
Run around it screaming "Whatever you do, don't think about the scene in Final Destination when the people in the elevator fall to their death!"
Step Ten:
(Warning: must be absolutely fearless for this step.) Hug your new best friend and never let go!!!!
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If somebody sends me a video of them doing this. Oh my god, I will love you forever!
