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Me: Heyy Mom

Mom: Sweetheart, I told you to make your bed

Me: But I'm just gonna sleep in it again tonight anyways

Mom: Well, then I guess I should stop feeding you because your going to die anyways

Me: I'm running upstairs now!

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