Me: Dude, you were either really drunk or really high yesterday.
Guy Friend: Was not!
Me: Oh really? You came into class shirtless and you were painted brown with Indian marks on your face. You sprinted into class and yelled "I'M A WHITE MOFO! JEALOUS BITCHES?" And then you knocked on the door from the inside of the classroom like somebody had to let you out. Dude, the whole class was laughing so hard!
Guy Friend: Oh yeah, I wasnt drunk or high, I was just being myself
