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Mrs. Suzy had a steamboat

 The steamboat had a bell

Mrs. Suzy went to heaven

 Her steamboat went to

Hello operator, please give me number 9

And if you disconnect me I'll cut off your

Behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass

Mrs. Suzy sat upon and broke her (You can say either) 1. big fat  2.tiny little

Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies

The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their

Flies are in the(pick which one) 1. kitchen 2. meadow 3. honey

Birds are in the park

Mrs. Suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the

Dark is like a movie

Movies in a show

A show is in the theatre

And that is all I know

... but...

I know I know my maaaaa

I know I know my paaaaa

I even know my sister with 99 inch bra

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