Version 1:
Mom: Go clean your room, we're having guests over for dinner.
Me: I didn't realize dinner was going to be held in my room.
Mom: I didn't realize I had to let you live in my house and eat the food that I buy.
Me: Sheesh, I'll go clean my room.
Version 2:
Mom: Go clean your room, we're having guests over for dinner.
Me: I didn't realize dinner was going to be held in my room.
Mom: I didn't realize that I could put you up for adoption at anytime.
Me: OK, OK, I'm going!
Mom: Love you too, daughter/son
