~Imagine This~
Your dad goes to a dad convention, where all of the local dads are meeting to get to know each other. All around the room, lame jokes and thoughts are being exchanged. You walk in through the doors, looking for your dad, and you say "Dad, I'm hungry!" All of a sudden, every dad's head is facing you and at the same time they all say:
"Hello there, Hungry, I'm Dad."
