BF: Oh you think you're so bad? Well I went to sleep at midnight last night.
GF: Really, you think you're hot shit? I made my brother step on a lego.
BF: I'll never doubt or leave you. Love you.
GF: Aw, love you too. And yes, if you ever break up with me, I will chop your balls off and glue them to your forehead...
GF: While you step on a lego.
BF: I was never going to break up with you or doubt you anyways.
