If anybody can correctly comment all of the movies these quotes are from, I will give them a free dedication.
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1:
"You're sssssssssssstill out."
"You're sssssssssssstill fat."
2.
"My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside."
"That's just what ugly people say."
3.
"If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer"
4.
"Health, Spanish... You're taking 12th Grade Calculus?"
"Yeah, I like math."
"Eww. Why?"
"Because it's the same in every country."
"That's beautiful. This girl is deep."
5.
"Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more?"
"Some more of what?"
"No, do you wanna s'more?"
"I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?"
"You're killing me Smalls! These are s'more's stuff! Ok, pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming... you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good! Try some!"
6.
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
7.
"You sit on a throne of lies!"
8.
"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."
9.
"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"
10.
[as they shake hands in front of the news crew and reporters]
"How you doin'?"
"Hate to break it to you friend, but uh...you're balloon's gettin' ready to pop. And that balloon is full of your own butt toots."
"Are you tryin' to trash talk me? You're mama's like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows and gets laid in a closet."
[They shake hands hard]
"That's what nuts feel like."
"Stop it!"
