The rudest person in my grade tried to talk to me. This was our conversation:
Alina: The person I'm looking at *blink* is really stupid and ugly.
Me: Well you just blinked, so technically you were looking at your eyelid. Which means that you were looking at yourself.
Alina: How dare you!
Me: I just got that on camera, you're welcome.
Alina: *scoffs*
Me: Huh, bye bitch!