So, I ate a blue colored egg affter Easter that apparently had Julie's mom drawn on it and said "MOM" on the other side. This was our conversation.
Me: Alysha, where's the salt?
Alysha: I don't know, In the kitchen?
Julie: What egg is that?
Me: I don't know, a blue one.
Julie: Ashley! You're eating my mom!
Me: Oh.
Julie: Nooooooooo!
Me: Well if it helps, you're mom is saltily delicious.
Julie: Oh sure, that helps!
Me: She is EGGselent.
Julie: That's not helping.
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Then, Julie's mom got there.
Me: You taste delicious when salt is added to you.
JM: Ok?
