*Me talking to a random person at school*
Them: I got held back in preschool! Hahahaha!
Me: How do you get held back in preschool? All you have to do is play with toys, eat a snack, draw, take a nap, and play outside. Is it really that difficult?
Them: I was just too young.
Me: THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU GO?
